Jacque Norman

Lover of puns. Hater of audible chewing. Able to accomplish very little before breakfast.

[Stephen Georg @Stephen_Georg]

I wonder if auctioneers think “ugh, not this guy” when they see John Michael Montgomery in the audience

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

THAT’S HOW YA DO IT 🇺🇸🇺🇸

#SuperBowl

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

@heyyitsbecs This hurts me deeply, Becca 😂

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

Morgan Wallen is sooooooo proud of that mullet. He looks like all the Pine River boys.

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

Dad: who's that lady?
Mom: Kelsey Ballerini
Dad: Who?
Me: Kelsey Ballerini
Dad: Kathy Ballery?
Randi: Kelsey. Ballerini.
Dad: ...oh, ok.

#55thACMAwards

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

@disneyplus, do one for the team during this crazy time and add Home Improvement, please 🙏

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Living in the Midwest

me
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The mall

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

@Disney @disneyplus So I guess The Lightning Thief the Percy Jackson musical is a no then? 😭💙

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

@BEnorm4 3-4, D-E

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

@BEnorm4

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

@heyyitsbecs I'm a sucker for the slapstick. Just can't stand watching Marv get smacked in the head with those bricks

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

How outlandish of me is it to say I prefer Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, over the original Home Alone?

[Hanson Dairy @HansonDairy]

What day do tornado siren tests go off

Rt wednesday
Like tuesday

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

Walter the Can Man

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Quote your hometown in four words

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

@BEnorm4 Even the animals know

[Orenji @MunchingOrange]

"Name ANY Pokemon, Win $1"

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

@LTMusical

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

@James_Haydn B-but... Hufflepuff.

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

Wow I love this 😢💖

[Ayla Winter-White @aylawinter_]

my grandparents came to look after me after my surgery and my grandad told me he wanted to make me feel better, he told me he’s been painting my nan’s nails for 30 years and that he wanted to paint mine and I needed to share this. “How many coats do you have on?”😭😭