Jacqueline North

Lover of music, collector of coffee mugs, drinker of wine, and dancer in all places public and embarrassing.

[staci @MrszBrightside]

Blue moon is so good, all of the time

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@LAJust1ce I was just able to use Luna to visit an island, so I want to say yes? Maybe?

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@ramac113 @MickeyEsco 100% I love a good tit for tat

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@Leinenkugels Halp

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I have searched high and low.

Where. Is. The. Harvest. Patch. Shandy. @Leinenkugels

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@Lizzzzzaa Pray for my therapist 😂

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This year at my job I was held at gunpoint, zip tied on the ground, and had my car stolen but today a customer handed me a deposit slip with a big ass booger on it that my finger touched and I have to say... it’s a very close tie for which one offended me more.

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I’m here for the jokes about the fly.

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My fiancé’s mother never looked at a piece of crusted food on a “clean” plate and threatened to take every dish out of the cupboards to be rewashed and it shows.

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@kiger113 Oh my gosh they look like socks

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@jk_ItsTori I say this out loud at least twice a day and no one knows what I’m talking about. Thank you for this.

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Don’t worry everyone. I looked into this matter and, due to the absence of chip dips from the Pringles corporation, I have decided that Lays is superior and have backed up the Blackboard OP. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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Blackboard discussion boards are so unintentionally hilarious.

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In my marketing class we are to discuss what we think is the most powerful brand. Someone said “Lays” and the opening sentence for someone’s reply was basically “I’m very intrigued in to what makes you think Lays is more powerful than Pringles...”

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@kiger113 I just got some the other day 😂

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Can “a cool Saturday night of taking shots from a cute bartender and blacking out” be code for my boyfriend force feeding me liquid NyQuil so I pass out and stop spreading germs throughout the house?

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@Brenens what’s that soup situation like today?

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Me getting ready for work this morning when my alarm had the audacity to go off the same time it has every day for the last 3 years.

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Me when one of my tellers are off: It’s okay! We will find the outage! If we don’t, we will look again tomorrow. Don’t beat yourself up too much.
Me when I’m off:
I’m just going to go run into traffic and if that doesn’t work I’m going to slip n’ slide into a wood chipper.