Le Marquis de Salade

Semi-professional grump and cynic; poet, raconteur, prog rock apologist and religious affairs correspondent. ॐ Farage is a disease infecting the UK.

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

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[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@RightScopee Twat

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

Calling on @ScotlandNT & @TheFratellis 👀🇸🇨

The Tartan Army anthem deserves a World Cup version:
A NEW combined cover of “Yes Sir, I Can Boogie”

Players + band. One anthem. For Scotland.

#YesSirScotland #TartanArmy

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@Fairyhouse Just left the racecourse. €20 entry for what?! You should be ashamed. No decent bar, no decent area to sit, no lights or decorations. It could have been February. An utterly miserable and disappointing day out.
This was misleading guff:

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@TMIrelandHelp I have tickets for The D.A.M. Trilogy on 1st December. Block D Row A with seat numbers stated in my ticket.
But now I see tickets on sale for “unreserved seating “
Where are those unreserved seats? Are my seats safe?

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Nearly 80k, sign and share!

https://t.co/PyfQ4EY5ZH

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@AskPaddyPower Odds on Celebrity Big Brother? Nothing on the app.

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

Never forget what @Nigel_Farage has already done to the country!

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Not as much as we’re looking forward to yours.

[Jamie Roberts @Jamiehuwroberts]

Actually the ref pushed him out 2m 🫣

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@Duostudent I am an Irish student applying for a Masters starting September 2025. I see I can apply for a grant and a loan, which I need for fees, but only if I have a BSN, which I cannot get until I am in Amsterdam. How can I pay my fees before 1st September?

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@Nigel_Farage Your fault you agitating toad. You and what you have turned this country into is repugnant and hateful.
Own it.
#FarageInTheGarage

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@JordanUhl What a disgusting human being he is.

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@Nigel_Farage

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

Credit where credit is due. We must now congratulate and thank @elonmusk for considerably raising the popularity, credibility and poll ratings of @Keir_Starmer

#populistbuffon 😂

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@sugarclubdublin When will the film start tonight? #StopMakingSense

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

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[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@montie @TimesRadio @JPonpolitics @TVKev @TalkTV Does your explanation include some horrible medical explanation about what has happened to your brain?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Ian Hislop, "Farmers didn't pay inheritance tax at all, and now they're going to pay half of what everybody else pays.. And the limits they set on them are really pretty high"

"So it's meant to stop wealthy landowners buying lots of land in order to avoid taxes"

"People who come to mind.. Jeremy Clarkson who originally bought his farm in order to avoid paying any tax on it"

"Who has now become the champion of the small farmer who is probably not going to get hit by this, and is going to end up worse off for lots of other reasons"

Victroia Derbyshire, "Why are you here?"

Jeremy Clarkson, "I'm here to support farmers"

VD, "So it's not about you and the fact that you bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax?"

JC, "Classic BBC.. It's not the fact that I bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax"

VD, "You told the Sunday Times in 2021 that's why you bought it"

JC shakes his head

Ian Hislop, "It's not as though he doesn't have any history with the Beeb, she's quite lucky he didn't punch her in the face with cold food"

[Le Marquis de Salade @JacquesSalade]

@Nigel_Farage @AllisonPearson We would all still hate you though.