Madeline Jacquez

“being human is a condition that requires a little anesthesia.”

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

do not talk to me like I'm some bastard that doesn't enjoy a sunset.
-Winston, Carport Hero

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

RIP Diana Rigg. Always an icon!
#DianaRigg

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

ooookaay.......... then

[Bardi Global @BardiGlobal]

WAP pole dance routine 🔥#WAPChallenge IG: lucy567

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

why is life weird after some beers? nice, but weird.

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

@nelson_emmit thank you!!

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

@Instinct_SkiIlz I agree!

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

also, my phone got ran over a couple nights ago 😂 hence the not tweeting everything lately.

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

Forever making spaghetti in my InstantPot... es muy bueno! 👌🏼

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

@nelson_emmit Thank you Emmit! I do my best, the crude humor helps lol

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I’m always behind on everything..... starting to get out of hand, and I might begin getting cabin fever!

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

@nelson_emmit I’m just pissed that I moved back to the boonies with no plan. I’m only kidding about the stripping, I’m too shy for that lol

[sweetheart 💋 @laurengarza99]

hella babies are gonna be made to this

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

@erica_crz Well we went to Washington a couple of weeks ago, but we had to tiptoe around the tequila 😂

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@nelson_emmit I’m actually just ready to start stripping 😂

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@erica_crz I want to! 😔 life is weird over here...

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@nelson_emmit Oh I’m not working remote anymore.... I just can’t find work anywhere!

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

@nelson_emmit That’s how bad it is! It’s not even winter yet 😩

[⚡️tarrah @iStarrah]

can we normalize not talking to ppl if you don’t want to bc you don’t have to. no matter who they are. 🥴 i’m anti-social af. plz understand that and leave me alone to do what i want for 24-48-72-96 hours.

[Madeline Jacquez @JacquezMadeline]

I haven’t cooked dinner in over a week because I’m not used to cooking for one.... I’m basically living off microwave burritos and like 3 potatoes at a time.