vanilla bean

Taphophobia

[vanilla bean @JadaEvery]

Uhg.. 😞

[Just Liv @oliviathepig808]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000. “

[lando @NotLando96]

The Lord moves in mysterious ways but you don’t have to. Please use your blinker.

[sheng @shrylreginio]

Retweet this in 10seconds for goodluck.

[Jeremy Wesch @Jeremy_Wesch]

*please insert chip*
Is this a debit card?

Is the total amount correct?

Would you like cash back?

Would you like a receipt?

Do you love this shit?

Are you high right now?

Do you ever get nervous?

[™️ @pmyers_tm]

me at 10 years old: I bet I’ll get married by 21
me at 21 years old: I hope a boy looks at me today

[Dome j Simpson @WhatWeLearn_]

Bruh what💀💀💀 https://t.co/9qyHxhYpz0

[kass @itbkass]

man this relationship sound solid af, he didn’t get jealous just wanted his girl to have fun https://t.co/SNCMMMO9Hv

[jenelle @JenelleBnstr]

The way my dog eats watermelon is everything 😂

[Audrey Rosenstein @audeycrose]

my dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

The fine women of Dunder Mifflin

[🏁🇰🇪 @hussle_william]

i swear y’all spend money on the most childish things ever ... where can i get one tho https://t.co/8o4LI0Ipd9

[vanilla bean @JadaEvery]

Amen https://t.co/Ooa118woXB