Jade

don't get hacked, get gakked up on whoop chicken💩🔥🌽

[Jade @Jade61034460]

...........................yep, i'm definetly sensing jesus in this chat.😐😑

[Jade @Jade61034460]

@wallowsmusic No, cuz we could stay at home and watch the sunset.

[Lou Cappetta @lou_cappetta]

Some heroes don’t wear capes #GreenShirtGuy

[Jade @Jade61034460]

@9GODSZN @dc_ross55 What if your long lost twin ends up matching bdays with u.

[Jade @Jade61034460]

Where i go, instead of heaven.

[Jade @Jade61034460]

@todderic_ I cant wait to juul my first kids

[Jade @Jade61034460]

@AneskaBlair 😫

[Jade @Jade61034460]

Jesus' dick is longer than my grandpa's war stories.

[Jade @Jade61034460]

Can you have sex with a doorknob?

[Jade @Jade61034460]

@SpongeBob Give me the formuloli

[Jade @Jade61034460]

@lizzo exposed herself, in "tempo" as a clip clop flip flop tik tok.

[Jade @Jade61034460]

Hee hee, just me and bae💖💞💕💓💘💌💋💗💔😀😃

[Chad Kyle 🌻 @Chad__Kyle]

@BridgetPhetasy #deathbedgif

[Jade @Jade61034460]

@dc_ross55 Condom, 100%.

[Jade @Jade61034460]

Am i the only one who showers with a box of mini raisins?

[Ashley MJ @KeepItRealMJ]

i think the bootleg man sold me the wrong copy of the lion king :/

[Jade @Jade61034460]

Had a very super swell amazing time visiting ol' hair Frankie today.

[Jade @Jade61034460]

The last 10 hours of my life have been extremely fulfilling.

[Jade @Jade61034460]

I just need y'all to pray for me, i haven't been doing the best lately...... I just feel crushed by the pressure of life.......just kinda stuck....... Every little bit helps.

[Jade @Jade61034460]

Don't use plastic bottles, because i for one, want to be able to eat as many turtles as i want.