Jade Cummings

Est. '99

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

Sarcasm was created to confuse the stupid.

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

“@TheComedyJokes: "teenage years are the best years of your life"

you mean it gets worse”

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

Thanks to the people that walked in to my life and made it better and thanks to the ones who walked out and made it amazing.

[Relatable Feelings @omgrelatabIe]

The best feeling in the world is being loved back by the person you love.

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.” ― John Wayne

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

I don't understand why people have to "get ready for bed"??? I'm always ready for bed

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

Music is better than people.

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

*someone says something* me: *breaks into a song with a word they just said *

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

Underestimate me so I can embarrass you.

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

Me: I need advice me: nevermind I already did the stupid thing

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously, someone better fix this shit.

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

My heart talks about nothing but you.

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

Always keep that little place where the magic grows inside of you alive.

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

This world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

Mark, my words. *Mark brings me my dictionary* Thank you Mark.

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, "I know it's hard, but you're going to be okay. Here's chocolate and six million dollars."

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

Find what you love and let it kill you - Bukowski

[Jade Cummings @JadeCummings12]

"For fools rush in where angels fear to tread" - Blaise Pascal