Jade DeForest

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

OMG THIS IS MY DREAM PET. I would 100 percent do this lmao

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

Me who doesn't ever watch football "Why is Magic Johnson coaching the MSU football team..." 😂 TWINS

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

Communications is hands down the WORST class I've ever taken in my life. I wanna scream.

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

I can't even enjoy a vacation because I miss my kitties😩

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

Why do people answer the phone on the toilet? You can't wait 2 minutes and call them back lol

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

@Sarah_Reanne @Challengemtv___ THAT. Definitely sick of the spy theme an battle of worlds. I wanna see another exes, rivals. Something juicy and exciting.

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

I know I've turned into my mom because I wake up and listen to the Bee Gees most mornings lol

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

*Older massage client comes in with a double masectomy* "What should I do?" Me: Just take off your shirt and bra and get under the sheet. Her: Im not wearing a bra.. I don't have any boobs!" Oops. Good one Jade 😅🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

@CJHangry Nope I don't accept that. They use their paws like hands to catch bugs etc. They walk on their arms and legs in my book lol

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

Ugh CJ is a polar bear. She wants us to freeze to death at all times and I want it to be 75 degrees lmao

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

I went to the grocery store for tortillas and spent 60 dollars. Every walk in to Meijer is at LEAST 50 dollars for me no matter what lol

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

Why is it impossible to leave a grocery store with the ONE thing you came in for?

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

UGH I just wanna bathe in this cheese sauce -Me at Hopcat

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

My stupid little arms are so weak when I try to lift and I get so defeated and upset 😅

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

.. which reminds me I need to do way more strength training an less cardio. Ughhh not my fave

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

Just got asked to tryout for Rugby... excuse me do I look like im built for Rugby?! My ass would get wrecked 😩🤣

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

@sweizayne @CJHangry How you clean **

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

I wish I could drink a cup of coffee without it being 70 percent creamer 😅

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

Wow. That Michigan game was disgusting. What stupid decisions the last few posessions of the game. SO many chances to win. I'm sick

[Jade DeForest @JadeDeForest]

Tell me why after watching serial killer documentaries all weekend, CJ thought it was ok to put her face up to the shower while my eyes were closed to scare me😑 💀