Today! @maureenjohnson has a line on her foot that sends her to the emergency room. @dansinker has questions. Plus: bad things happening to bad people! https://t.co/wQEyjioPsJ
ESCAPE FROM WHEYFACE RADIO EP. 2 NOW AVAILABLE! Our heroes defuse the bomb and deal with the menace of... THE WHEYFACE INDUSTRIES BREAK ROOM. Join us, won't you? https://t.co/8GPzQwCCc6
ESCAPE FROM WHEYFACE RADIO!
A new Arden adventure starring @michellevelyna, @traceysayed, Shannon Estabrook, @LindsayZana, @TheGreatDilemma and ????
Coming Dec 4 from Wheyface Industries, which is not currently being taken over by men in business suits wielding scimitars.
Today! @maureenjohnson is on deadline, but we've all been there before with her right? You know the drill now. @dansinker does, so he's here to soothe her nerves with updates on Trump's testimony and the creepy father-son situation with Mike Johnson. Yay? https://t.co/DHIRXwDUbZ
Today! @maureenjohnson and @dansinker are back on track after a week where they were very sleepy and that's good because *someone* went to a musical version of Beetlejuice and, well, it did not go well. https://t.co/0Z9dx8limz
I just wrote up today's indictment news in the middle of a completely bonkers rain storm, so I've got that going for me. Anyway, https://t.co/ypoLP5At7B is updated with today's big news!
Today! It's hot! It's wet! It's summer at the end of the world. Or something. @maureenjohnson and @dansinker are here to sweat through it with you. Plus, Twitter continues to die now thanks to, ugh, Facebook. https://t.co/lxaMczIAzt
Today! The Supreme Court sucks, so does Elon Musk, and @maureenjohnson and @dansinker brace for the mayhem gravy flood to come. https://t.co/GIuUn4HyV6
It's go time, writers! If you haven't officially set your goal, now's the time to do that. Here's how: https://t.co/7uklIH9ruL
What will you be working on? In the comments, share details about your project and your profile username (if you're looking for writing buddies).
Ding! It's a whole new episode of Says Who. Ding! How about a dramatic reading of Trump's latest incriminating phone call. Ding! Nobody understands that Russian coup attempt. Ding! @maureenjohnson goes speed dating. @dansinker goes ding. Ding! Ding! Ding! https://t.co/ZOTn2L3g6I
Today! @dansinker is a little tired but @maureenjohnson is there to perk him up, with a little song! An entirely appropriate song! Plus: Trump's latest indictment has a court date! And something something Hunter Biden! But mostly the song. Yikes. https://t.co/YhEVvDchOS
Today! @dansinker has been away at Disney for a week and @maureenjohnson has been haras... texting him news updates and waiting for his plane to land so she could catch him up as quickly as possible. Thanks? IT'S A NEW SAYS WHO. https://t.co/YejbnVXlDt
NEW EPISODE! You know what the difference is between you and us? We make this look good. We get down and dirty with the gooiest aliens in the galaxy, and make some friends along the way, with @ancillarytext. https://t.co/Md36kJbXOX
So many excellent quotes from today's @sayswhopodcast: 😂
"Oh no. I think that I might be nuts."
"Oh no, I'm crying on my list!"
"These beans aren't gonna label themselves!" (my new motto @maureenjohnson)
And the BEST one:
"By 2023 standards, we are fucking killing it."