Jade Williams

Half Superwoman but she's down to Earth.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

I went to my usual Walmart and they had a new greeter, black man with a grill.
I was walking out and he put his hand out, stopped me and said
“You know the policy, I gotta check every black person.”

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

I looked at him for a split second and then we both laughed 🤣. Bruh do you even work here for real because ain’t no way 🤣.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

I’m working at a different location this week and my coworker text me all day, called me autistic because I didn’t respond to five text he sent back to back, then came to the location I was at and brought me Tea2go.
It’s been one day lol.

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

I love some well seasoned veggies.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

My son really been in the Philippines for the past two weeks.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

I didn’t pay my gas bill for 7 months and they never shut it off 🤣. It was set up on auto pay for the longest then I moved and for some reason the auto pay didn’t transfer but I thought it had. Then I get an email talking about if you need help paying your bill we can assist 🤣.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

My momma came over this morning at 7 am and just sat on my bed and talked while I got ready for work then we went and got coffee and then she dropped me off at work.
Like I’m grown with my own kid but I’m still her baby 💕.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

My sister is naming her daughter A’siri.
I said her name out loud and my iphone talking about “Mhhmmm?”

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

Ain’t no way you thought he said “a few divorces” and was like “yea me too!
Crazier part is, she’s getting married next week 🤣🤣.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

I was talking to a customer at work today & he was giving me an update on his life since we last talked. He said “I got a few horses” and my coworker overheard and was like “I have a few too.” I said “I didn’t know you have horses.” She said “Oh I thought he said divorces.” 🤣🤣

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

I just told got into it with my 15 y/o son because he didn’t want to do something I told him to do and he looked me dead in my eyes and said “And what are you going to do if I don’t?”
And dead ass, what am I going to do lol?

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

My son has a girlfriend and they say I love you to each other and I’m crying because he’s really growing up 😥.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

I’m really that aunt that my nieces and nephews call for everything. My nephew just called and asked if I had the Hunger Games book series because the library was closed today and he needs it for a school project. But yes, I have it.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

I didn’t wear any make up to my open house and this little girl came by with her parents and looked at my business card then looked at me and said “Is this supposed to be you?”

Girl, are you going to buy this house or not?

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

This might be the year I stop dating hood guys and settle down with a nice man.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

Got asked out on a date and after my coworker talked me into going I told the guy yes.
He asked me what I like to eat and what time I would be free.
I told him and he sent me the booked reservation for a restaurant at 7. That simple.

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

life can seem so pointless and meaningless if you are not in tune with your soul- the purpose, the lessons, the mates. but when you are it seems so worth it.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

Boy my friend talks just like Finesse when she’s mad 🤣.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

I was supposed to go in to work today. My manager text me this morning and said I don’t need to go in. I randomly decided to stop at Dunkin Donuts on the way home and they’re giving away free iced coffee for a year. It’s going to be a good day.

[Jade Williams @JadeLikeDaGem]

I was a little busy at work today but the way my customers tell me all their business is crazy. This lady said she divorced her husband 5 years ago because the first two weeks were nice but the 38 years after were terrible 🤣. Girl why did you stick around so long though?