Jade Marie🎗💜🦥

26🦕
BSC Combined STEM 👩‍🔬
OU Student 👩‍🎓

[Jade Marie🎗💜🦥 @JadeMarieB17]

Trolling us 😂

[Carlos Correa @CarlosThCreator]

#goodmythicalevening afterparty anyone?

[Jade Marie🎗💜🦥 @JadeMarieB17]

@amazzjin Thank you! S'pose it's safe to say I can go to sleep now? (It's almost half 4😂)

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Mythical Beasts, we are so incredibly sorry. Moment House could not get us live tonight. We promise to make this right for all of you.

Please know, we are just as disappointed as you are.

[Jade Marie🎗💜🦥 @JadeMarieB17]

@BrileyK Ofc

[Caleb Wilde @CalebWilde]

As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’ve spent my life working in extreme heat and we survived by having a beer under a tree. Climate change is real. Drink more beer.

[Jade Marie🎗💜🦥 @JadeMarieB17]

👏🏻👏🏻

[Kirsteen Campbell @KirsteenCampbel]

We need to see change for #endometriosis like other conditions we need to stay under a consultant. So much time is wasted going back to the bottom of a waiting list each time. While #endometriosis savages the insides. Stop discharging us. It doesn’t get better 🎗

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“I am willing to serve as caretaker Prime Minister because that’s frankly less ridiculous than the idea of Boris Johnson hanging around a minute longer” #YesWeCat #LarryForPM

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Time to clarify a few things:
1. I’m not “Boris Johnson’s cat”
2. Like all Prime Ministers, he’s only a temporary resident of Downing Street
3. I live here permanently. When he finally goes, I stay
4. Yes, it’s all very embarrassing but it will be over soon

[Jade Marie🎗💜🦥 @JadeMarieB17]

@IGalaxy83

[Jade Marie🎗💜🦥 @JadeMarieB17]

🤣🤣🤣

[Not the Nanny @not_thenanny]

I’m actually a really easy person to love. All I need is: quality time, ok but now I feel suffocated, please go away; words of affirmation, wow now I’m uncomfortable, you’re cheesy stop talking; and acts of service, but not like that, that’s wrong, I’ll just do it myself.

[trash jones @jzux]

if i saw a minion in real life i would put it in the microwave

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

Lifeguards in red states should just hold signs that say “you consented to drowning when you got in the pool, accept your consequences.”

[Jade Marie🎗💜🦥 @JadeMarieB17]

@IGalaxy83 Dislocated my finger and burnt my thumb 2 separate occasions

[Jade Marie🎗💜🦥 @JadeMarieB17]

If this week has taught me anything it's that the kitchen is dangerous and I probably should be supervised at all times 🤣

[Jade Marie🎗💜🦥 @JadeMarieB17]

So My Chemical Romance just gna drop a song randomly after almost a decade... I'm not prepared for this amount of happiness 😂

[Jade Marie🎗💜🦥 @JadeMarieB17]

@SMabley I have mine in card form