Jade May

[Jade May @JadeMay]

just typed in http://t.co/J8J0nADR to check my emails, monday morning hey.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

Mooovvvinnggg back to Brisbane, gonna have me a good time.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

The only bad thing about being stoned before you go to bed every night is once you've convinced yourself your house is haunted.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

I planted kiwi fruit, rocket, beetroot, berries & spring onion. Stay tuned, it's going to be an exciting 8 - 10 weeks until they sprout.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

Watching metal evolution stoned is interesting.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

I haven't tweeted for 248 days. I'm going to get back into it if it means I don't have to look at another box gap or clean eating claim.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

I dont even know what kind of sport superbowl is. This doesn't bother me at all.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

Holy shit. Running in clogs is the most painful thing. Lucky I'm the only person on earth required to do this at work.

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

The medium fruit and yogurt smoothie at Dunkin' Donuts contains 4 times as much sugar as a chocolate frosted doughnut

[Jade May @JadeMay]

Photo: Oh boy. http://t.co/pXiW2BPx

[Jade May @JadeMay]

Must stop neglecting twitter.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

I think I hate the word lotion more than any other word.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

You know how mansions have names? Yeah well one around the corner is called sic transit gloria. How lovely.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

Holy shit. I cannot believe that weekend just happened.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

Trying so hard to leave every work drama behind and embrace this holiday.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

Packing my suitcase for queensland. Summer threads only, dont let me down sunshine state.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

Left my smokes at home. Got no money. Want to die.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

I wish I was still a teenager.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

No matter how much of anything I drink tonight, I'm still so god dang thirsty. I think Im too excited.

[Jade May @JadeMay]

700th tweet! Fuckin yeah. I just walked from north Fitzroy to Kew. Lost da plot.