Jade

You snooze, you win.

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

Cheers on grand national day. Just had our first win of the day 🥂 #itvracing @itvracing

[BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1]

Prof. Chris Whitty DJ Caspar
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@GregJames made some magic happen 😂

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

When I asked about those in sectors including the creative, events and wedding industries, the Business Secretary said the answer is the welfare system, or learning skills to get "better jobs". He doesn't get that people love these jobs & businesses. Government must support them.

[Zoheb @zoahms]

Coronavirus when it sees a group of more than 6 but then realises they’re going to work. #Lockdown2

[6 Figgaz Ent @6figgazent]

fuck a break up , y’all ever been sad on your own birthday ?

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

@giffgaff

[giffgaff @giffgaff]

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[Kindred Spirit @kindredspirithq]

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[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

@itvMLshow I work for different company’s in summer and winter. My winter employer put me on furlough until 15th April. But my summer employer say they can’t furlough me because I’ve been employed elsewhere since last summer. Should my winter contract be extended?

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

I can play tennis now. One step closer to being a sporty person. 🎾

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

10 minutes on the phone to IT for them to tell me to turn my PC off and on again 🤓

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

Ooops. See you in May Mexico! 😎

[Alpe d'Huez @Alpe_dHuez_ski]

Marcel's Farm is your rep team's favourite run, with an excellent spot for a team photo #getmorewinter

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

When surfdomes spamming your feed but JOKES ON THEM. I already bought all the stuff they're trying to sell me...

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

THIS TIME TOMORROW I'LL BE IN VAL D'ISERE BABBBYYYYY!

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

Gotten to that point in my diet where I'm making hyperthetical pizzas on https://t.co/gnWqid4Zvo anyway, about to tuck into a falafel salad.

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

#BanterBird #europeaneagleowl

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

Things you shouldn't do when poor: 1) go on holiday spontaneous holidays 2) spend £300 on new snowboard gear.

[Jade @JadeMonkeyy]

I iz like so happy right now. I think maybe I'll reside in Spain. 🇪🇸❤️