Jade

Holla

[Jade @JadePetry]

♥️

[Jade @JadePetry]

#facebookdown everybody goes on X 😂

[Jade @JadePetry]

@sainsburys Messaged you Sheza, it’s giving me weird options, cba

[Jade @JadePetry]

Eewwwwww @sainsburys found a maggot in my pepper 🤢 prepping for a kids party I feel sick

[Jade @JadePetry]

I’ve moved to a place where u think people are ya mates when actually there not and they just sit and slag evvvvvvvverybody off, including me by the sounds of things, maybe ask before ya start spreading rumours about me 😂 stupid bitch

[Jade @JadePetry]

Tell me that’s not the spitting image of Dakota ☺️

[Jade @JadePetry]

Nobody ever believes me when I say im a good cook 😂 if there was a Hell’s Kitchen in the UK I’d probs come 4th place x

[Jade @JadePetry]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH

[Jade @JadePetry]

@steph_smith8 Don’t worry - we got this ♥️

[Jade @JadePetry]

In other news - I have the cutest babies ever .. so who really won? Ya ginja cunt x

[Jade @JadePetry]

Maybe 7 too many A-Holes dying their hair ginger after repeatedly bullying me and making my life hell in school for having ginger hair 👀😂 u do u darlin x

[Jade @JadePetry]

I have gained 7lbs since this post.

[Jade @JadePetry]

After my beef wellington on Monday say goodbye to my belly cos it’s going am sick of being a fat shit

[Jade @JadePetry]

Not me finding the heart shaped crisp worth £100,000 👀 @walkers_crisps #LoveFromWalkers

[Jade @JadePetry]

Mums name is Pamela and people call her Pam alllllll the time someone called her Pamela the other day I didn’t even know they were shouting her 😂

[Jade @JadePetry]

@Yauu92 I wanted to die

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Not me absolutely SCREAMING down the phone “MAKE ME A WINNER” to only be greeted with ‘Hello Jade this is Ben from O2 and just wanted to talk about your account today” 😬🤢

[Jade @JadePetry]

After my beef wellington on Monday say goodbye to my belly cos it’s going am sick of being a fat shit

[Jade @JadePetry]

No Nova, the elves didn’t put ur foot on Kotas belly and kick her off the couch.

[Jade @JadePetry]

Kotas learned to grind her fucking teeth and I might actually spew if she does it one more time 🤢

[Jade @JadePetry]

Am 26 next week and I feel sick about it.

[Jade @JadePetry]

I didn’t even know moving was so stressful. I came to this house with a couch and a cooker to my name and now I have 250+ boxes of stuff and that’s not even including the big appliances 😬🥲