lemon mommy

The bitch of forever. Store in a cool, dry place. Pronouns are whatever as long as it’s funny. Icon by @OrryOtter. |23|

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@pezzimo.bsky.social

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@donutt762 THE BOOK IS FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN FNAF ONE. I WILL DIE ON THIS CONSPIRACY HILL

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@donutt762 that’s fucking bonnie

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@donutt762 im dead serious.

[David Hansen 🇺🇸 🇳🇿 @boxcardavid]

These seem like a liability nightmare but the mean free path of a ballistic child is pretty short

Tort law understands plinko math

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@hamburger317 if that’s an HP stream, i remember ripping mine open and discovering it didn’t have a hard drive. unironically the most productive laptop i’ve ever owned

[contrabased tim @contrabased_tim]

music theory: learning shapes and patterns between numbers 1 through 7

sound design:

[ava sleepytimez 🍉 @sleepytimedrawz]

as a kid I used to have to think of absurd mental workarounds to get over my fears so when I was really scared of nightmare fredbear I told myself he WAS real but trapped in China and the laws of the universe only allowed him to take one step towards me per year

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo @Hex_The_GoodBoi Much easier than it looks esp in snow

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo @shitposts_mp4 it is fucking remarkable how the bitcrush contributes to the psychoacoustics of this meme

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this is one of those overstimulating twitter days

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo @youtubenocontxt wow i. i can visualize the exact settings

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo @brndxix oh my fuckint god

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo @jeniflyah2 Frequently.

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo @jeniflyah2 because i learned how to produce music and now I hear things. One direction has the same problem in “That’s What Makes You Beautiful”

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo @jeniflyah2 I’m right! That’s not a twitter audio compression artifact! LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING DRUM FILL SAMPLE THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT’S BEEN ROBBED OF ITS 16TH BIT!!!!!!

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo @jeniflyah2 … one moment, i need to go stream this and check something. because if i’m right the guitar solo isn’t even the biggest issue here

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo @imagesaicouldnt The reason why nobody’s acknowledging it is bc that’s a modern piece blown from scrap UG

[lemon mommy @JadePezzimo]

@Mit_owo @imagesaicouldnt So far the leader is UraniumGlassWorld on etsy