Jade Kolker

City living and general gallivanting. @MedillSchool and @CNUCaptains alumna.
Professional Instagram scroller.

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

One day, I hope to find a love as deep and satisfying as the one I have with avocados.

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

My Twitter is old enough to be bat mitzvah'd 😂 #MyXAnniversary

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

Me today

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

@hickoryburger I am a 31-year-old with student loan debt, a useless journalism degree, and bills to pay. Just like the tweet and go.

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

We're rewatching The OC and Jon just randomly goes "I am Sandy Cohen"

[andie @andieatc]

hayley williams and fob feature on speak now (tv) big day for girls who were both swifties and emo during their formative years

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

This sums up my Monday

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

instead of asking “how are you,” we should start conversations with “so what’s been haunting you this week”

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

The baristas at my favorite coffee shop complimented my t-shirt 😎 spring Sunday mornings are the best

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

A month shy of 32, I found my first gray hair this am. Please send thoughts & prayers

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

Why is everyone putting cottage cheese in everything, can we stop that plz

[R/GA @RGA]

I commuted to the office twice this week so, you know, same

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

Jon's work is hosting an outing to a Counting Crows concert this summer... And they're touring with Dashboard Confessional. I don't know if I can be a normal human at this event, omg

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

ok thank you for letting me know

[jay @kendallhosseini]

JEREMY STRONG HOSTED AN AFTER PARTY? ROBERT PATTINSON ATTENDED? PEDRO PASCAL?? THE ENTIRE CAST OF SUCCESSION— WAITTT

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

Hahahha oh my god blast from the past

[maya kosoff @mekosoff]

a more perfect document does not exist https://t.co/qfNjvm2gxd

[best of sarah snook @bestofsnook]

less than 24 hours to succession

[ProPublica @propublica]

Doctors at a major US insurance company deny tens of thousands of claims a month without even looking at patients’ files.

“We literally click & submit,” a former Cigna doctor told @ProPublica & @Capitol_Forum. “It takes all of 10 seconds to do 50 at a time.”

The inside story 🧵

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[sarah @sablaah]

for people in New York who don’t understand the current hubbub around Chicago’s mayoral election: imagine two ideologically opposed bodegas

[Jade Kolker @JadeRavenn]

Good morning, new American Girl just dropped 😭👵

[S. Mirk @mirkwork]

A friend just informed me that the newest American Girl doll makes zines. I have become a historical artifact. 😭