Jade

I have egg in my crocs

[H☀️NCHO @Tay_honcho]

Cut everybody off fuck it

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'This house is a mess. I have so much work to do,' said Toad.

Frog looked through the window. 'Toad, you are right,' said Frog. 'It is a mess.'

Toad pulled the covers over his head.

[Jade @JadeShaniqua]

It’s crazy how you don’t taste the liquor when you’re dead inside

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

the feminine urge to put 17 items in your online cart and never checkout

[Jade @JadeShaniqua]

A British software engineer from tinder offered to find my textbooks online for free and honestly that’s the kinda support I need😌

[Jade @JadeShaniqua]

My boss has seen my Tinder profile and honestly I ain’t even mad😏😂

[Plain to see Plainsman🇻🇦 @orneryCMB]

Two Rules for this heat....
1. Drink lots of water.
2. Watch how you talk to me.

[Jade @JadeShaniqua]

One of my old man customers told me the secret to being wealthy is baking your own bread. Let’s bake this bread and let’s get this bread bois 🥖

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

Elijah McClain should have turned 25 today

[Jade @JadeShaniqua]

@avigaston I legit had a man call me a whore for not wanting to sleep with him 🥴🙄

[Jade @JadeShaniqua]

I promise it won’t disappoint 🤷🏽‍♀️😂 #TikTok https://t.co/JF9a6x5gTl

[Jerome McGee 👣👐🏾 @CoachRomeWR]

Crazy that I ain’t heard nothing about this and it happened over 24 hours ago...

[helena riley @freshhel]

What can i do to make sure nothing bad ever happens to me ever again ? so far my idea is buy something

[Jade @JadeShaniqua]

Tell me why THE FUCK Dr’s offices make you feel like the scum of the earth for having OHP 😂

[matt @dogfather]

he should try not being a terrorist

[James @CaucasianJames]

donald getting suspended is far funnier than me getting unverified i can’t thank him enough

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Heard Trump is now exclusively on Vine.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

No one can tell me that if it had been a group of Black Lives Matter protestors yesterday that they wouldn’t have been treated very differently than the mob that stormed the Capitol.

We all know that’s true — and it’s unacceptable.

[Jonathan Slavin (he, him, they, them) @slavin_jonathan]

Hard not to remember that a violin vigil for Elijah McClain got tear gassed.