Jade

~fantasy account~
fuck Trump, fuck ice, fuck elon. priv: @airchild37, mdni

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

got my original account back let's fucking gooooo! Will probably move back and forth between them, og will stay priv

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@Supyro yall are showering twice? in one day? I think id turn into dust wtf

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@vagainai coming from someone who pretty exclusively interacted with porn and kink communities at that age while all my friends read lemons, yea pretty much. like i have way more lasting effects from that time in my life than they do :/

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@imstukintraffic yes but also 3/4 of these are sexual fantasy posts about younger, hotter women who are in fact, not your wife. different genre of hating women, but ppl often forget a large portion of the most popular posts on here are goon material, and not a moral judgement on ppl's real lives.

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@buckravers420 well now you know lol, if it comes back just be aware. women mistake appendicitis for period pain all the time so it's something to keep in mind! be careful and feel better!

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@p8stie youre weird asf for this btw

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@LesbianBiting girl i wear a 36i and still have a gap between them. thats just how boobs work.

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@Tr00peRR she's literally Dutch bro

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@sabs_wednesday this is solved by not going out with straight men btw

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@diobrandolover @NOT_DlNER if someone says "sensory issues" as a reason for dealing with body hair in the way they do, I garuntee you they have a very similar story. sensory issues is a symptom of autism spectrum disorder and its ableist as fuck to police ppl about it in the name of feminism.

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@diobrandolover @NOT_DlNER yes my autistic meltdowns at 9 years old from my leg hair was totally due to patriarchy despite no one knowing I had it except immediate family, none of which gave a shit. sure, marina.

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@queenofmeowcity @_yeosanrio_ im a sw, posting that is part of the job. & i really dgaf about the "gotcha" I just think its funny that you shit on bi girls but mentioned liking my boobs and cannot see the irony in that. anyways you're annoying so ima block you now. have a good life getting no pussy 😘

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@queenofmeowcity @_yeosanrio_ omg i had noooo idea the posts I put on a public account are public! thank you sooo much for that insight, you're truly a genius of our time girl!

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@queenofmeowcity @_yeosanrio_ you can't shit on bi women and then tell me you're looking at my nudes 😭😭😭 like how do you not see the fucking hypocrisy in that? I think the blood has stopped going to your brain from the starving yourself. once again pls eat something and leave me aloneeee

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@queenofmeowcity @_yeosanrio_ getting off to me even tho im a dirty bisexual and calling me a liar cuz your algorithm isn't everyone's, but im the weird one. right....

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@queenofmeowcity @_yeosanrio_ oh nvm youre a fuckin proana delusionist, yea nothing you say holds any weight actually. please go eat a burger and stop being mad at the world for your own bullshit.

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@stm32f4g cissexual is NOT a thing, you are talking about TRANS ppl who don't medically transition. you do not need a singular word for that. you sound like an incel. genuinely pls go touch grass.

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@Aprilfzws @_yeosanrio_ yea ik, its just nice to see on social media because you don't very often. that's why I said it's a nice reminder lol

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@queenofmeowcity @_yeosanrio_ where did i say this? you're not biphobic for wanting to date a lesbian ive just experienced a lot of lesbians being super weird about bi women this pride and it was a nice reminder. genuinely calm down.

[Jade @JadeStyx37]

@JerkItJoan if you include grinding i think ive used all of these except a carrot and guitar tbh