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randy jackson 2024

[jade @Jade_Hauser]

sometimes i just wanna shrink @xlilhuddy and put him between my boobs

[🌻Sissy is Embarrassed By Shih Tzu Say 🚫DMs @sissyroxx]

Biden: 525 kids won't be reunited with their parents.
Trump: Good

Retweet the hell out of this!

[jade @Jade_Hauser]

the sexual tension between my fork and the light socket

[benamin @Afbleget]

Its Mac Miller monday.

[jade @Jade_Hauser]

bold of you to assume i wanna be on your private story

[jade @Jade_Hauser]

i will truly never understand why people judge others based on the color of their skin. WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS TREAT EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT #blacklivesmatter

[jade @Jade_Hauser]

i hate when boys try to assert their dominance by not being afraid of spiders

[jade @Jade_Hauser]

you wanna be one of jeffree star’s pomeranians, i wanna be one of jenna marbles’s greyhounds .. we are not the same

[jade @Jade_Hauser]

@SarahBaska the fact you filmed this at u of o lolol

[jade @Jade_Hauser]

@garyfromteenmom bold of you to assume i even understand military time

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

The Real Bros of Simi Valley season 3 trailer has finally arrived. You’re not even ready

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

goodnight to randy jackson only

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

“baby yoda is a bad bitch!” - me at brunch, having seen 0.00 episodes of the mandalorian

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

gonna tell my kids this was brockhampton

[caitlyn 🤪 @caitlynrae]

FENTANYL ISNT A JOKE. THIS GUY KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING WHEN HE HANDED MAC THIS SHIT. LOCK HIM THE FUCK UP AND LET HIM ROT.