Danielito

Abandoning this account for now, not sure if I'll return. This simply isn't working for me, or helping others.

[Danielito @Jaded_Dan]

@dunstan99 Prayer isn't the only way to help.

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@bobbyw515 @realDonaldTrump @POTUS That's not pee. That's hard work sweat, compounded by his huge testes. #maga

[Danielito @Jaded_Dan]

@TheTweetOfGod Well they had to repopulate somehow.

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@LUVTHATSAVIOR It can also lead to double penetration.

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@StayWonked @realDonaldTrump What will his pants smell like from here on out? Depends.

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@Robin_Blue19 Keep it, turn it into a B&B.

[Danielito @Jaded_Dan]

Day 1 on job: "I don't micromanage, as long as you do exactly what I say."

[Danielito @Jaded_Dan]

@NPR

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@thexybeatht @drayzze Well when you're right-handed, and the computer mouse is right-handed, you learn some things about yourself.

[Danielito @Jaded_Dan]

@davidgura Sorry buddy, you get no points for this one. Try again some other time, SJW gold star status still awaits you.

[Danielito @Jaded_Dan]

I once gave a subordinate paperwork for completing a safety mishap report in Yiddish.

[Danielito @Jaded_Dan]

I prefer to man-spread whilst man-splaining.

[Danielito @Jaded_Dan]

#EarnRespectIn5Words My man-hymen is still intact.

[Danielito @Jaded_Dan]

Running the dishwasher

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First it was toilet paper. Now it's condoms. #COVID19

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#ThingsIMightGiveUpForLent Midget porn.

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@Bigshirtlesscol Maybe he caught crabs and was trying to get rid of them.

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@thexybeatht @drayzze Ambidextrous-man

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@LUVTHATSAVIOR Is it true that selling girl scout cookies leads to lesbianism?

[Danielito @Jaded_Dan]

#DaylightSavingsTime On the brightside, I get to start tweeting an hour earlier.