Jade Spargo

Reptile enthusiast. Crocodile farmer.

[hi @deathwives]

- Rio's nervous anxious thumb taps
- Agatha's small "thank you" as she sat next to her
- The flower Rio left in her spot for her and Agatha picked it up instantly

IM ON MY KNEES SCREAMING BRING THEM BACKKKKK I WANT THEM HOMEEE

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

So if Farage wins, he won against a bin, & if he loses, he lost against a bin.

It’s a bin bin situation.

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

Seeing @lilyallen for the 26th time at Boardmasters, taking my 9 year old for her first live show. So excited 🖤🖤❤️❤️

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

@folledehtoi Yeah 💔💔

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

Movie night with the kids. They wanted to watch a film we've never seen @netflix Kpop Demon Hunters. When I say we've never seen it, I mean it's not been on the tv for an hour 😂

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

It's home, again.

[Tash Everitt @natashaeveritt7]

Same Agyemang, same

#Lionesses

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

@jonmahonshow @KerrangRadio moved house this week, Jon has been getting my wife and I through the worst of the unpacking whilst the kids are at school

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

@ChroniclesPrime It's not a shark attack though is it. She literally got in the sharks face. It was a human attack on a shark, the shark had no choice but to defend itself. Idiot woman.

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

15 minutes into the great @AO3_Status depression of 2025. Everything is bleak. I hope I survive this 🥲

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

@AO3_Status

[‎⧗ @motherhahnplaza]

i cried while reading this

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

Watching #AgathaAllAlong with my 8 year old daughter. I told her Aubrey Plaza asked me out on a date and I had to let her down gently because I was married to (my daughters) Mummy. She said Aubrey must have been so sad 🥲😅 #marvel

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

@AldiUK opened yoghurt to find literal mould growing inside it. Took it to a store and was told they couldn't do anything as I don't have my receipt anymore 😐

[Erin Mc Asterisk @ErinNYC75]

She destroys him in a debate, so badly that he won’t debate again. He bungles his way through absurd rallies. He insults more than half the population. He wants to implement appalling policies. And the election is razor thin. This country is INSANE.

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

@charliie2724 Same. So invested and feeling sick to my stomach that the orange bafoon will win

[Jade Spargo @Jadey_pants]

@greatbbakeoff why Nelly?! She is legit the best person to ever be on this show. She needs her own spin off 🥲😅

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Michelle Mone can be expelled from the House of Lords by a simple majority vote in the Commons, and then in the House of Lords.

Like if she needs to go.
RT if she has to go.