Jadyn

(he/him)

[pris @pwiscila]

You are either Mexican with me or against me

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[jolly @woja999]

If anybody wants to kiII me I am sitting on the side of I-5 right now #ComeKiIIMe

[dreaburger @hjmejoshi]

WHOEVER HACKED CANVAS PLS CHANGE ALL MY GRADES TO 100s IDC U CAN HAVE MY INFO 😭🥹

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[skylar ☁︎ @skymoding]

me after 4 days in chicago, illinois:

“hmm i might have to move to chicago, illinois”

[bergamot babie @almondcrx]

it’s that time of night when i stare at my cat in disbelief that he just exists and lives in my home

[the meji. @mejitwo]

uni is great because you always have all your tests around the same time so instead of failing one test a week you can fail four

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

I need to move to Chicago but I have 190 dollars

[bianca is @ MIFF @biancalovesfilm]

“GEN Z IS NOT DRINKING”
“GEN Z IS CELIBATE”
“GEN Z DOESN’T…”

I have 100 years of movies to catch up on damn bitch give me a second

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Mexicans built the moon by hand, no lie

[n @myloversprayer]

i can’t ever give up i’m mexican

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’m both dumber and smarter than you think. don’t estimate me

[alf (✿. ̫ .) 🍉 @fknvgns]

everyday is Valentine’s Day for a Mexican like me

[JT @jiratickets]

When you ask an emploid if they wanna go day drinking and they hit you with that W2 stare

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[｡ﾟ☆ * Em ☽ .* ☆ﾟ @EmileeSilvey]

i got that dog in me

(it yearns to be euthanized)

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Taking 40mg of adderall to buy a screwdriver and change my license plate

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

I don’t respect the Capitals as a sports team but I do respect their commitment to Pride nights

[Dr. Aya o astuto 🌐 @drayareturn]

eu sempre acho que vou me safar de ter dormido só 3 horas aí chega na metade do dia e eu tô assim