Joey

MA in International Policy Development and International Trade, I have become Strong Zero.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

What if I want my daughter to win 2 World Cups and Olympic gold?

[United Soccer America @reformussoccer]

Imagine asking a girl out on a date…

She says yes.

Then some random guy walks over and says,

“Sorry, I filed Discovery Rights on her three years ago. Pay me a $50,000 discovery fee and you can take her out.”

Welcome to MLS.

[La Capital Olvidada ~ FINAL FANTASY ~ @capitalolvidada]

⚽️ 🇪🇸🇦🇷 El gol de Ferran como si de un partido de Blitzbol de #FinalFantasyX se tratase.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Democrats, you might want to amplify this a bit more, or you could just keep attacking Abdul El Sayed.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Joshua Kuroda-Grauer suffered a ruptured testicle from this foul ball

[Metro @MetroUK]

Count Binface demands Sega bring back its London arcade and make Shenmue 4 https://t.co/M5hSC5iPSg

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

How do we know the ai just isn’t making shit up?

[The One Nerd @The_One_Nerd]

Bill supports Hentai and physical media

[Curaçao National Football Team @TheBlueWaveFFK]

𝐍𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐮𝐩… @CNationsLeague

This Thursday we will know our opponents for the upcoming CONCACAF Nations League, which will start in September. The Blue Wave is promoted to League A.

The Nations League will also serve as qualification for next years @GoldCup !

🗓️ July 23: Nations League Draw

#TheBlueWave #Curaçao

[The International Window @windowintlpod]

Thursday is the CONCACAF Nations League Draw!

As a reminder...

🇲🇽🇨🇦🇺🇸🇵🇦 will join League A in the quarterfinals.

League A is split into two groups of six, with four matches (2🏠, 2✈️) in new Septober window. Top two finishers in each group reach QF's with MEX/CAN/USA/PAN.

League B is four groups of four, six matches in Septober and November windows at centralized venues. Group winners promoted to A, fourth place in each group relegated to C.

League C is three groups of three. Each team plays the others twice. Group winners and the best second-place finisher will be promoted to League B.

League A: 🇨🇷🇨🇼🇩🇴🇸🇻🇬🇹🇭🇹🇭🇳🇯🇲🇲🇶🇳🇮🇸🇷🇹🇹
League B: 🇧🇧🇧🇿🇧🇲🇧🇶🇰🇾🇨🇺🇩🇲🇬🇫🇬🇵🇬🇾🇬🇩🇵🇷🇰🇳🇱🇨🇻🇨🇸🇽
League C: 🇦🇮🇦🇬🇦🇼🇧🇸🇻🇬🇲🇸🇫🇷🇹🇨🇻🇮

[Jack 🇧🇷 @NFFCJaall]

Fucking hell can’t let the Argentinian’s win that and take it home, it’ll never be seen again cause they’ve cashed it in to buy a Maccies

[Sebastian Frej @sebastian1906]

first Palace player in History with World Cup trophy
only in my magazines

[Matthew Simmons @DoomAssistMe]

Sounds like a good plan globally.

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

I wanna take this moment to say to anyone who has grown a love for the sport over the last 2 months. I'm sure you've heard about competitions like Premier League, Champions League, even MLS

But honestly I implore you to explore further, because that's where you're gonna find the type of stories that made you fall in love with the sport to begin with.

One of my favorite stories is from Vegalta Sendai, a club in Japan whose fans overcame the tragedy of the 2011 tsunami and almost saw their team win the league just 2 seasons later.

Easiest ways to explore further? Deep dive on wikipedia with no destination in mind.

Now, if you're an annoying ass political larper like this person below. Don't even come back in 2030, no one wants you anywhere near the sport.

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

Incredible: Argentina honors the New York Jets by scoring 0 points at MetLife Stadium.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Over the past month, New York City has welcomed the world.

From neighborhood watch parties to the stadium, we’ve celebrated the communities that make our city the global capital of the beautiful game.

Today, we close out a historic World Cup, proud of how New Yorkers showed up every step of the way.

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

Spain won every game but 1

Against Cape Verde

[Sanny Rudravajhala @Sanny_Rudra]

Didn’t Canada and Mexico co-host this World Cup?