J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿

if you don't get the reference that's not my problem...

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

More reflecting, less reacting

[Reeni 🇯🇲 @__neerihs]

Why do parents cover their child’s buggy? You’re asking for your baby to die from overheating 🙃

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

Do you ever look at someone online and just feel like they smell bad irl?

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

@EhhhRackelll Yeah this is what also confuses me because I am an L

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

My chest literally weighs 7kg but nope, it doesn't count apparently

[Rackelll @EhhhRackelll]

BMI is so inconsiderate doesn’t take account for big titty committees

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

My balance and hip mobility defo need working on first...
Soon come the day when I can kick a 6ft man in the face without falling 🫣🫣

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

Nah if I could do the splits, I would be unbearable 🤣🤣🤣

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

@fannyanne55 Or when they tell you to take a picture of said missing item??? Like hello, it's missing???

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

@Mikej7nyut No one said anything about being fat??

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

@EhhhRackelll Can you explain to me how yours weighs 10kg? Not being rude but your chest does not look that big to be weighing that much. They look like half the size of mine

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

@SheenSkelly The maintenance is the reason I haven't gone back to being blonde... If you find a decent wig, let me know please

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

@louroll89ffs These terrify me

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

24, I made some huge mistakes at this age and I defo could have lived differently if I didn't make them

[✨Liza 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 @xlizagx]

With the knowledge you have now, what age would you go back to?! 🤔

I think I’d go back to 30 and change so many things from that point on.

Id spend 5 solid years setting my life up differently and then after that live life free from restrictions.

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

Just bought a new filter for my teapot🥹

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

@xlizagx Honestly, but this is what I get for buying my phones outright I guess

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

Since I went sim only 8 years ago, I never turned back... £10 a month sweets me

[✨Liza 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 @xlizagx]

My latest phone bill £13.80 🤝
Gone are those days of £60+

[george 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @gmbarnard22]

Hate when a website doesn't have a 'decline all cookies' button and it makes you untick them all manually. But I am petty enough with this sort of thing that i will

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

@DionneLDN My bedroom alone is 28 degrees right now, that's with the window wide open, curtains closed and two fans, I'm dreading next week 😭

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

@xlizagx I just got told I can keep the same bundle but pay less... Guess I'm only paying £8 from now on 😌

[J² 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇿 @JaeWithoutTheD]

@xlizagx I'm on GiffGaff, I hardly use my things though

[Clementine♡ @queerboyclem]

“what you doing for that dick”

me & oomf: