Jaea

Act with wisdom: stay away from rabbits.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

I have to be honest. I feel really dumb shouting "for great justice!" all the time.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Vhaewyn It's fine though, because Logan runs off halfway through the fight.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Vhaewyn Was I there? Very well could have been. This sounds like the aftermath of most parties I attend.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

I need an elementalist to meet me at the top of the lighthouse. A good rain spell, and I could water slide all the way down this thing.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

Oh wow. Maybe @Mordremoth should have destroyed Lion's Arch sooner.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Vhaewyn The red ones are dirtbags. Go ahead and punch them all you want.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Vhaewyn Fun fact: Because their skin is blue, a Hylek can't prove you decked him right in the kisser. Fun trick at parties!

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Vhaewyn Please, I'm glad I'm not a Priory weenie.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Vhaewyn Booooo.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Vhaewyn Starting fights because the booze is gone.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Vhaewyn Congratulations, you just lived through my average night.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Vhaewyn We prefer the term "Excessive Tactical Precision". But you are not incorrect.

Hard to argue with a swinging sword, really.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@TheKiyye @Vhaewyn Oh, right. Yeah. That too.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Vhaewyn You should visit the Vigil headquarters in the Grove beforehand, pick up some swag. Tell them Jaea referred you, I get a bonus.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

Nothing back here but lumber and sand. Disappointing. I was looking for trouble!

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

Victory! That guard hasn't a clue, I'm like the Ash Legion up in here.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

See, now, you can't put a large, guarded gate in the middle of Lion's Arch without making me want to get past it.

[Zommoros @Zommoros_]

Hope you like the taste of [Thick Boot Soles]. https://t.co/5CtnqgRZe8

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@Zommoros_ I like this new crowd-sourced naming deal the Council is doing, but if you don't get renamed "Mystic Toilet", I'm eating my boot.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

@TheKiyye Nobody asked you, shrimp.

[Jaea @JaeaSylvari]

I'm thinking, Jaea Road, the Jaea Ward, the Spiked Sylvari Tavern, the Great Jaea Bay...