Jaeden Helgason

Well, first of all, I'm a boss. I just wanna get that across.

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

If you need drugs to appreciate it, it’s not a good time.

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

If you don't know whether to write "affect" or "effect", use the word "impact" instead.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me as a bf

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins #Christmas.

[Jaeden Helgason @JaedenElise]

Some people's fucking spelling, like god dayum.

[Jaeden Helgason @JaedenElise]

Jo#@

[Jaeden Helgason @JaedenElise]

Sometimes the most important people in your life can be the biggest disappointment.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Guilty.

[Jaeden Helgason @JaedenElise]

Sometimes you just love someone too much and you're blinded by all the bullshit.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Girls be like

[Jaeden Helgason @JaedenElise]

Can pizza be my boyfriend

[Jaeden Helgason @JaedenElise]

Fuuuck I had the best dream about Jacob Hoggard and I totally thought it was real 😫😫😫

[Jaeden Helgason @JaedenElise]

I don't know how this year could get any worse. Thank god it's almost over

[Jaeden Helgason @JaedenElise]

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing anymore.