Stretford

A Manchester United fan.

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

@MikaelCBernard Wetin you Dey find, you go see am

[Agent 49🎭 @UtdZaa]

Dear @UTDTrey,

I used to tweet for myself with barely anyone seeing my posts. Then one day you replied to one of them, and somehow that made me relevant fr 😭

5M impressions later and I'm about to get paid from X.

Bro, you genuinely can't believe how much you've helped me ❤️

Did you think that random guy's account was gonna make it this far?

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

Hope say una don sack person wey tweet this thing?

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

Mbappe after that Gabriel miss:

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

@oliverian07 @footballontnt The tears won’t stop, huh?

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

Why is “defamation” not at the top of the list?

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"I never cheated on him" — Ugo’s ex-wife breaks silence; demands public apology and ₦500m in damages from him over allegations of infidelity.

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

The day you realise you’re finished as a man, is the day it ever crosses your mind that your girl is “different”

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

Pastor no fit talk about Football now?

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Even if the gap is 29 points, Arsenal won’t win the EPL — Pastor Dolapo Lawal.

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

@DarksideAura @AlbumTalksHQ Wa

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

“Surely” but Bruno is not the first choice.

OMO these guys mhennn

[Deji Faremi @deejayfaremi]

If you’re Portugal, surely you have to play Joao Neves + Vitinha in midfield. Question is who you play with them two? Bruno, or a more defensive minded midfielder?

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

I bless this day.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United agree €21m plus add-ons deal with Royal Antwerp for Senne Lammens, here we go!

Agreement in place for Belgian GK to join #MUFC immediately, deal set to be sealed after medical.

Deal also included add-ons, as @David_Ornstein reports.

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

The Last time Amad Diallo scored a goal for Manchester United was on the 15th December, 2025.

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

Even Wizkid will choose that

[Moon Scholar @moonscholar_]

this? or. that?

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

🇳🇬🏟️ @Zlatan_Ibile ready for kickoff at Spotify Camp Nou.
@spotify 🎵

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

Nah, that’s a lie.

In TLOK, we only meet his descendant, called - Lau Gan-Lan, who becomes a wealthy industrialist and founder of the Cabbage Corp.

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

rewatching TLOK and im just now finding out that cabbage man was working with Amon to take away everyone’s bending 💔

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

OMO, CLE wtf

[Benson @BNXN]

New music on Monday. 👨🏽‍✈️

[Stretford @Jaegarist01]

@AmarachiOkoroa1 To be exact, what time in August 1?