Alex Jaeger

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This man is a disgrace! I'm disgusted

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

@Theemoney20 What about when the cowboys play?

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

@SalVetriDFS Michael Carter

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Daniel Jones hand is bleeding all over his centers’ butthole

[Tyler @TylerHerrick]

had to

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

@Theemoney20 Alright alright alright

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

@Theemoney20 Your weekend tweets amaze me

[Chris Williamson @CWilliamson44]

“What y’all doing Sunday?”

Aaron Rodgers and Kyrie: https://t.co/ZmOwSt5F3V

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

“I still own you” 👀 #bearsdown

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

He didn’t have to go that hard

[Jon Kilmer @JonKilmer]

Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you got fucked.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Strike.

Scream.

Run.

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

@eldyrado42 @mmerg27 @baumgaum1 Biggest punishment was me not being invited to the league 😭

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

@JaredWeil Crap out the booze pop a mint, good to goooo

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

Rafi from “the league” is a top 5 all time character

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

@kolbe20 Right?! Dude doesn’t miss

[SZA @sza]

Don’t waste time tryna be a “chill bitch” if u not feeling sumn say sumn .

[MOD SUN @MODSUN]

Being grateful for what you already have is the best way to get more of what you want in life.....

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

@JaredWeil @Mjzierk @WakaFlocka @masonramsey Still sad he didn’t come to Oshkosh

[Alex Jaeger @JaegerBombs920]

If I have @WakaFlocka playing while I’m driving there’s a 110% chance I’m speeding