Jaeger

delectable hot sauce enjoyer

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That Harambe heaven picture is going to go crazy by the end of this week

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Cornbread sucks like yeah I love eating drywall!

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I hate FaceTime it’s the worst thing on earth I completely despise it

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Do you ever know somebody so pathetic it makes you want to be a stronger person?

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If I had a nickel everytime one of my new employees vented to me, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but odd it’s happened twice.

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Satan’s biggest trick was convincing everyone hell isn’t real and it isn’t called retail

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@whoisrye_ How so

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I now understand why bartenders shake drinks over their shoulder

[𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢. @FireGoku_]

Type shiii

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*Trump Voice* I will get the OMNITRIX and give it to my good friend VILGAX who is a GREAT MAN and not a TERRORIST unlike crooked BENJAMIN TENNYSON!

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Going to name my dog Tung Tung

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Whoever decided U-Haul trucks should have fun facts on them is the goat I love you ❤️

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Gary Indiana is the taint of the Midwest

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Call my girl Jupiter cuz she’s a gas giant #burp #yoshitstank

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@lonelylauren_ Good way to stop being invited to parties for sure

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“Irish goodbyes are the way to go” nah bro I think you’re just a cornball 😭🙏

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@BurgerManMark I’ll run it if you run it

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Venom looks so fun in marvel rivals but then it means you’d need to play marvel rivals

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Life could be worse you can literally live in Indiana

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Casper the friendly ghost fell off NOBODY cares about that mf anymore 😭🙏