Jaelynn

that’s wild

[Jaelynn @JaelynnParson]

Gonna tell my kids this was Bob the Builder

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

bro did your hologram seriously just stumble into my apartment

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

it can be so healing to have a cat who's a little man and also a babygirl but above all else, an idiot

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

not to victim blame but if my cat doesnt want me to nuzzle her soft little head with my nose then maybe she should stop being a perfect angel from heaven

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

لقد شكلنا تحالفاً مع المنتخب الوطني الجزائري.

[Ju Lei 💃🏽 @_LustMasterFlex]

I don’t agree with the winner of Rock the Block

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[lulli ☾ @idblockthesun]

can they agree on something

[Cami @tajin_rim]

chicago’s middle name is absolutely marie and my roommate and i have done our due diligence in deciding the middle names of other midwest cities:

[Jaelynn @JaelynnParson]

@JPolandKS This must be the new furniture I was hearing about. Congrats you two!! (For the furniture and the anniversary)

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

LYRIC OF THE YEAR IS HERE

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You, The Casual Fan: I can’t wait to watch the National Championship tonight! Two great teams!

Me, A Sophisticated Mind: I can’t wait for High Knees Ref to run up and down the court tonight

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

He’s not going anywhere.

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸 @ThienemanSZN]

Miami being just good enough to force (FL) on the other Miami is a win in my book

[Matt Sakcilovic BBN @MattSakR2NG]

Me when the 11 seed I picked as an upset plays like an 11 seed

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

here are last year's results placed on this year's bracket

[Mads @europemaxxed]

march 13th 2020: "we don't have to go to school"
march 13th 2026: