Hygiene Rule No.1

Dedicated to cleaning up bad bathroom habits. You should only EVER take a dump immediately before a bath or shower. Don’t be that clammy clef person!

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@fesshole Hygeine rule number 1, only chop a log immediately before a bath or shower. Breaking this simple rule is filthy

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@fesshole She would have still got the parcel you prick

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@anon_opin What are the chances, for a second J thought he had replied.....

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@ShaneAKAProp @TRobinsonNewEra 3 million stood side by side on a 20m wide road, shoulders .75m & 0.6m of space between rows, 26 people would fit. So 3mil ÷ 26 = 112,500 rows. Each row adds 0.6m depth, so 112,500 × 0.6 = 67,500m, or 67.5 kilometres(42 miles). Thats London to Brighton. You are full of shit

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@TRobinsonNewEra 3 million stood side by side on a 20m wide road, shoulders .75m & 0.6m of space between rows, 26 people would fit. So 3mil ÷ 26 = 112,500 rows. Each row adds 0.6m depth, so 112,500 × 0.6 = 67,500m, or 67.5 kilometres(42 miles). Thats London to Brighton. You are full of shit.

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@anon_opin And I still wouldnt buy an EV. Keep using oil

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@TRobinsonNewEra Turned the whole country into a council estate 🤣

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@LonsdaleKeith @danwootton

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@danwootton

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@beverleyturner @AngelaRayner She deserves it, in my opinion MP's are way under paid (which is why there are plenty average people doing the role). How much do you put on being called a cunt 24/7? Do sonething right..cunt, buy a house..cunt, vape on a canoe...cunt. You have plenty to say so step up and try it

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@pazleftieproud @FionaMcand70806 @KirstieMAllsopp

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@FionaMcand70806 @KirstieMAllsopp If you had stuck in at school and had ambition for several houses you could have then too. In my opinion MP's are way underpaid which is why we may have some muppets in there. I have a pretty normal job and earn more than an MP, I wouldnt swap roles unless it was 500k min pa.

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@KirstieMAllsopp

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@fesshole Just Lads? What about the lasses? Hoarding wood is a unisex sport surely?

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@Joey7Barton You are a Grade A arsehole.

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@briamjam @BBCBreakfast and in his ass

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@AngelaRayner And never forget hygeine rule No.1

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@Joey7Barton You were pretty shite too to be fair.