All I want is for Twitter to launch a snapshot feature that lets me browse Twitter as on a past date. Imagine finishing the season finale of your favorite trashTV show 5 days later and still be able to experience the collective shaming and dragging of “Shake” from #LoveIsBlind 😂
Greg is fucked and my dog has smelled the wings. So I’m headed home to eat these cold yet rewarding wings. God bless the terribly inaccurate pickup time estimator by Buffalo Wild Wings.
I’m at a chicken wings place waiting to pickup my order when the reception phone rings and the lady who picked up asked her friend to talk to whoever was on phone. She says “Hello”, “sorry who?” “No” “no” and it goes on. After the call, all girls get into a huddle. 1/n
My order is here but I’ve been accepted as a part of this hunt and I’ve never been more excited to take a Greg down. I don’t care about my BOGO Thursday wings no more.
Oh wait! They’re digging into the receipts to find the one he signed and see if they can find the dude’s last name and find him on social media. This is all too exciting for a Thursday evening.
Two burglars almost got away, but they forgot that they left something behind when they tried to flee in the snow. Footprints!
Deputies followed the tracks up to a dumpster and found suspect #1 inside. Suspect #2’s tracks led to a tree he had climbed. https://t.co/qycs87Uk9U
I always enjoyed @jordanklepper 's comic timing on @TheDailyShow but once you watch his Comedy Central series KLEPPER, you'll soon realize how good of a journalist he is! Highly recommend watching his series.