Jager the Sprocker Spaniel

The Unstoppable Sprocker Machine… Seeker of treats, mischief, and comfy places to snooze. Born in a pub to Tipsy, the sneakiest Sprocker in the world!

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@Carter_LikeDan My humans been ill today so he spent most of it in bed. For the first time ever I’ve had no long walks, but got to run around the garden loads. Plus meals were on time.

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@Carter_LikeDan Sadly I think you may be correct. Although it’s still looking good for this evening. He’s hidden all the toilet rolls.

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Last night someone shredded a toilet roll in my humans bedroom. I’ve no idea who did it.

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@msparkled I like Chinese, but my human often orders spicy stuff.

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My breakfast was late and now my dinner is late, plus my human has not fetched the five toys I’ve put in the back garden.

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@Carter_LikeDan I barked a lot, but just got taken downstairs.

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@Carter_LikeDan My human stayed in bed all morning despite me waking him at 06:30.

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@Carter_LikeDan I’ve been told I’m heading downstairs. My brother has also recently destroyed his owners mattress and she’s had to buy a new one.

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Someone has been chewing my humans mattress during the night. I’ve no idea who.

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Tonight I’m having pizza for dinner. Normally my human makes one with lots of chillies but tonight it’s a simple margarita. He’s some hot homemade sauce but it won’t be on my bit.

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Apparently I wasn’t gorgeous at 06:30 this morning when I went into full attack mode. I wanted my breakfast and walkies.

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#ThrowbackThursday When I was small.

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@BudsTucks I’d engage full attack mode, and he’d regret it.

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@1Cruickshank My human says I’m a nightmare to wash. I’m faster than him and much stronger now I’m over 1 years old.

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@a_cockers Hope all goes well.

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@Barclayb97 Nope, at the bus station from my way home from the pub.

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I got half of a steak bake for lunch. I finished it in seconds.

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#ThrowbackThursday Me in the early days with my brother and mum.

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@msparkled I didn’t get a second walk, but had a very long one this morning.