DAGO MITCH

IG: @mitchdontkilllmyvibe

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

Eat fruit with seeds in it, drink spring water and mind yours.

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

#FORTHEFAITHFUL

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

@Padres So you’re saying there’s a chance

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

This didn’t age well

[CJ @Aidansheart]

What is so maddening is that the Padres have not signed a single MLB contract, lost Scott, Profar, Solano, and Musgrove (injury), Do not have a LF, C, 4/5 starter, and no legitimate infielder to give a guy a day off. Yet, they are STILL ranked 5th. Make it Make sense

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

@JKarz22 @SanPedroAce Kersh quite literally made that face in a condescending way “aww they finally beat us, how cute” that isn’t the face of a sad man thats the face of a troll who got trolled back. Too bad the Pads gave in because the big blue money machine’s feelings were hurt.

[Ernesto @iamerniepalomo]

@kanyewest Pleased Mr west.

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

Come on home Roki #padres

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

Look what I learned on Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

@afroazn 😢 Oh nooo

[(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX]

BREAKING 🚨🚨: The Los Angeles Dodgers are signing Jesus Christ to a $12B deal for eternity, with payment deferred to Judgment Day.

"We thought we'd get a head start on Christmas shopping," manager Dave Roberts said.

Jesus will reportedly play every position, including middle relief.

[Jim Russell @JimRussellSD]

Jackson Merrill finished 9th in MVP voting. Paul Skenes finished 19th. #Padres

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

Man what the fuck??? #AmandaSerrano

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

@itskjay I can’t count how many times Ive made that choice

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

@netflix wtf… did you even study for the test?

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

@NOTSubzerodrew Lmfaooooooo

[GOOD JOB LARRY 🍊 @LarryJuneTFM]

Never live your life trying to impress a small group of people for validation… that’s a sign of weakness.

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

Your Tesla robot tryna tell you that you musty

[Gloria Ironbox @OnlyYouAli]

Ngl this shit is funny 😂

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

@xonvna @sarah097764 Lmaooooooo fuck her

[DAGO MITCH @Jahblessmitch]

@Padres Im not ready