Jasmin Jahic

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Not to go all Kanye, but: pepper doesn’t deserve to be on every restaurant table next to salt

[christina rotondo @christinaroto]

my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and

[Audrey Rosenstein @audeycrose]

my dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM

[Robert Greene @RobertGreene]

LAW 4: Always say less than necessary

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

shame on these news anchors. he worked his entire life to achieve the impossible and instead of celebrating this extraordinary achievement they chose to call it ridiculous. Congratulations Michael Brown, the world needs more people like you - https://t.co/uXkhSwfTea

[Pamela Silies @PamSilies]

ANYONE WHO IS IN THE ARNOLD IMPERIAL AREA PLEASE LOOK FOR MY DOGS. SIMBA AND REGGIE ARE MISSING. PLEASE PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND

[JaKiellebronjames🤾🏾‍♂️ @JAK13LLE]

“If you can make thy laugh and giggle, you can make thy cheeks clap and jiggle”

- Niggaverbz 7:32 https://t.co/cjNP5E3cn5

[nicodagoat @NicoSZN]

Julius took a picture of what was inside the fridge and posted it on the door so his family could know what they want before they open the door and waste electricity. Ain’t no one beating him https://t.co/hw1u1YNFXw

[Jasmin Jahic @JahicJay]

What a great fucking game 😁

[Web Smith @web]

Ring was rejected by Shark Tank. The founder asked for $700k at a $7M valuation in 2013 and it just sold to Amazon for $1B+.

[brianna conerty @briannaconerty]

My little brother started preschool today and
1- his backpack is literally the same size as him
2- HE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

I lost my pregnant wife in a car accident. We laughed and celebrated at her wake. I lost 2 men in combat. Day later we were back in the fight and laughing about the close calls. Grief and recovery are complex and if you’ve never experienced it, don’t smear those that have. https://t.co/pVtaGquqof

[Jasmin Jahic @JahicJay]

Liverpool bruh 👌🏼

[Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis]

Oh, shut up. https://t.co/sh6Vgtrkpk

[Harold Hilton Jr. @HaroldHilton22]

just watch 😂