Jahir

Texas State Alumni 🎓

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Whoever decided car engines should shut down any time you stop at a red light needs to be put on one of those deportation flights to El Salvador.

[LILAFRIMANE @LORAFRIMANEE]

suit up nigga

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

facetimed my girl and her lil sister said “damn how many boyfriends you got!?”

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

Me after she follow back on IG

[Joe @joe_espy]

Nah a woman ordering a beer on a date is crazy. I’ll Apple Pay you but I’m leaving Stone Cold Steve Austin

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

remembered the time when i went through her phone

[sofía @sofiacreyes]

😩😩

[Noodah 🅱️murda🎸 @bandoo_brandoo]

Y’all was whores all summer ain’t nobody takin y’all to No pumpkin patch

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

No mame doña es venta de ropa, no pelea por la plaza.

[Jahir @JahirTX]

clubs in vegas will wake you realize your spending aint enough

[alfonso @alfonseaux]

Me after throwing up in the club bathroom

[toxic king @toxicking]

She left you on read bc she scared of falling in love with you. Keep yo head up king

[Perc Nowitzki @Bloody5Iveezy]

After a bad break up Houston Latin women become standard/ Washington ave hoes

[vuhsace @vuhsace]

Thats a body

[jen @jennasnewaccoun]

Life is so beautiful and precious after two cocktails & an appetizer

[hys @Hys3x]

i remember a few years ago this girl i wanted needed her tv mounted so i offered and she called me at 4am telling me it fell off the wall and i blocked her number

[toxic king @toxicking]

I like my women tired by 10pm y’all 2am-4am bitches ain’t it

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

me after hearing 1 of her hoe stories