Jaide Carlson

Masshole

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Y'all: American Airlines hired a flight attendant with special needs

Me: that's dope

Y'all: Maybe they should consider hiring a pilot with special needs too

Me:

[shann @shannonharris7]

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃💛

[Nolan Viste©️ @nolan_viste]

In order to save money, I set myself a limit of $50 this week. So far I’ve only spent $300

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

One of the quickest ways to get over a crush on a guy is to just listen to what they’re saying when they speak

[Nat @nataliex728]

My brother sent me this video at his work yesterday

PLEASE WATCH TILL THE END 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

I will post this every time I see this on my timeline https://t.co/AcVQNirMeH

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Big Papi reacting to that JBJ @RedSox grand slam is everything.

[Jaide Carlson @Jaide_Carlson]

Happy birthday to my number one man forever @JohnMayer

[Red Sox @RedSox]

You wanted Boston, you got Boston. #DoDamage

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! there’s a wage gap they can afford it!!

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

THIS is important.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

CLUTCH

(via @MLBONFOX)

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Imagine you start dating someone and it’s going really well and you think they might be the one so you ask them what kind of dog they plan on getting in the future & they say chihuahua

[xander @whosalex]

the baby turned into a shoe wtf this is so sad

[Kels @kelskelsbaby]

Me when someone else’s lunch comes with a pickle on the side