UW-Eau Claire retire wrestler class of ‘10. Husband to my beautiful wife, Danielle. I miss college, I love watching college and pro sports. Dogecoin invester!
Walking home from the bar. Just passed a drunk guy asking me where I got my butt bags from. On a day where I wasn’t blitzed I would’ve gone deep with this fella. It must be tough to be a doctor.
I found a solution. I am now using cucumber for deodorant and here’s why:
1: smells good
2: cheap
3: can eat it after I use it
4: women love it
5: can throw it back in the fridge if I’m not hungry
Is this valid?
How insane do you have to be to stand in a line across from each other and just go to war like this. These guys had to be shitfaced😂 there’s no way they didn’t pregame the revolutionary war. Like just standing toe to toe and then they say ok go and then the next thing you know everyone is in a mosh pit trying to murder each other. That is so fucking hardcore. They really were built different back then. I would be like yo is there any other way we can resolve this lol. I’m
Not trying to stabbed with a sword in the head by a guy that’s wearing boots from Armani exchange. I can’t even believe this shit was a real thing
Taking in a Jets game tonight, hoping I make it to the game on time, brother is currently 16 shots in crawling around the bar on all fours licking soup off the floor. #tallorder
Jon Jones could have my children not even joking this man is probably the goat. I have replayed the video 400 times but can’t stop watching Jon’s face #attractive