Jaime

Médico de Familia

[GT-SEMI Diabetes, Obesidad y Nutrición #17DM_SEMI @Diabetes_SEMI]

1/4 🚨 RETATRUTIDA NUEVOS RESULTADOS 💪

🔥 Fase 3 | TRIUMPH-1
💉 Triple agonista GIP/GLP-1/glucagón
📉 Pérdida de peso a 80 semanas:

➡️ 4 mg: −17,6%
➡️ 9 mg: −23,7%
➡️ 12 mg: −25,0%
🆚 placebo: −3,9%

Y en efficacy estimand: hasta −28,3% 🤯

#Obesidad #Retatrutida

[Zap @zapagito]

Andá a explicarle a un romano que un talle XL es más grande que un L.

[Selección Española Masculina de Fútbol @SEFutbol]

👋🏼💫 Hola, estrella.

Has estado 16 años sola, pero ya es hora de que tengas compañía encima de nuestro escudo.

¿Te parece?

#VamosEspaña | #CopaMundialFIFA

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Jaime @JaimeEscalada]

@cryptobeast @Cristin37639501

[marselle @yesnocse]

Solo uno

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

Si España gana su segunda Copa del Mundo el próximo domingo sortearé MIL QUINIENTOS DÓLARES (1500$) entre todos los seguidores que hagan RT.

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

Si España se clasifica para la final de la Copa del Mundo sortearé MIL DÓLARES entre todos los seguidores que hagan RT.

[Leandroᶜʳᶠ @crfleandropires]

Modric, Perisic, Kramaric e Kovacic chegando pra mais uma Copa pela Croácia

[Deportivo Alavés @Alaves]

Historia albiazul en estado puro…

Homenaje a nuestra plantilla de Dortmund 🟡🔵

[Deportivo Alavés @Alaves]

¡¡¡Un Alavés de 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀!!!

𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒𝐎!!!

#GoazenGlorioso ⚪️🔵

[Deportivo Alavés @Alaves]

HIMNO 🔵⚪️

#AlavésBarça

[Mónica García @g_asensiomonica]

Qué semanitas! Y ni uno ni dos….. 🙄

Lo siento pero no siempre podemos cumplir expectativas,
st cuando se trata de justificar decisiones unilaterales, sin justificación médica ¡y con carácter retroactivo!

[Iván Fernández Amil @ivanfamil]

Si vas al Museo del Prado y te paras justo enfrente de "El Lavatorio" de Tintoretto, pensarás que el pintor estaba borracho. Los personajes están desperdigados, hay huecos vacíos y la mesa se cae, pero si das diez pasos a la derecha, ocurre un milagro. Tira del hilo 🧵👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

[elEconomista.es @elEconomistaes]

👨‍🔬 Científicos españoles consiguen eliminar completamente el cáncer de páncreas gracias a la combinación de tres fármacos

👀 Un avance en modelos animales contra uno de los tumores más agresivos y con mayor tasa de mortalidad.

Toda la información aquí 🔗 https://t.co/T2xJQoKx9r

[Javier Escalada #Yoelijoendocrino @fjavesc]

@telecincoes Buenas noches. Soy el Dr Javier Escalada, endocrinólogo, director del departamento de endocrinología y nutrición de la clínica universidad de Navarra y presidente de la fundación de la Sociedad Española de Endocrinología y Nutrición.

[david andina @daandina]

1️⃣ ”Guía práctica de primeros auxilios para padres” elaborada por el Hospital Infantil Niño Jesús.

Descarga gratuita y enlaces a los vídeos con contenidos prácticos sobre cómo realizar una reanimación cardiopulmonar o qué hacer ante un atragantamiento:

👉https://t.co/IR4xlFMFRH

[Javier Escalada #Yoelijoendocrino @fjavesc]

Un honor haber sido elegido por tercer año consecutivo como el endocrinólogo con mejor reputación de España. Muchas gracias a tod@s l@s que lo habéis hecho posible con vuestros votos y a mi equipo #Endo en @ClinicaNavarra de Pamplona y Madrid.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[david andina @daandina]

❌ Siete años del gobierno más progresista del mundo y los trabajadores con cuadros gripales siguen teniendo que acudir a los centros de Atención Primaria para que un médico les tramite la baja laboral.

Burocracia inútil que les impide atender los verdaderos problemas de salud.