Jaimee🕺🏼

I’m just one big vibe 🕺🏼

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

goodnight to everyone except the people who camp in every corner of the fucking map on Call of Duty, I hate you bitches ✨

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

and while you were sat around doing nish I was out here making moves on vinted

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

They’re playing Let It Go from Frozen on Radio 1 and I’m tearing up what a beautiful song

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

When I say I’m my own worst enemy I mean I CONSTANTLY look back on pictures of myself when I was skinny in 3rd year uni HAHA been chasing that high ever since

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

Madonna belongs to Gymskin now… into the groove just came on the radio and INSTINCTIVELY I started dropping my shoulder #followthattune

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

Maturing is realising that Smooth Radio is actually the best station fr

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

@indiampaige This pit includes being broke too 😭

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

Just realised I haven’t had a maccies yet in 2026 so maybe that’s why my life has turned into an endless pit of depression and despair

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

Party rocking by lmfao just came on the radio and I fear my life actually peaked at my primary school discos….. just eating away at those candied bracelets and dancing on the stage cause I loved attention …. take me backkkkk (a decade or two🥴)

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

tell me why my Vinted is popping off on what feels like the 7th week of January…. Algorithm knows I have no moneyyyy 😭😭😭😭

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

I wash my hair and suddenly I can conquer the world

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

I hate it when one of my challenges in Pokémon go is to ‘Make 3 new friends’ … I JUST PLAY WITH MY MAN WHEN WE GO ON WALKS I can’t make new friends 😭😭😭😭

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

no because I don’t think you guys really listened … do you think an outfit can be pink AND intense ? 🩷

[mr man @chuksjn]

This babe walked into this restaurant and is just eating while watching something with her headphones on

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

Back to doing my fave thing which is pretending twitter is just my notes app

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

Claim !!

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

@india_nicholls Bagel-less rock 😔

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

whys it taken me this long to discover that bagels are actually fire?

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

the common denominator with all my tweets is that my darling India is the ONLY person who likes them 😂😭 stalker much babe xxx

Jks you’re not a stalker cause we already have one apparently 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

[Jaimee🕺🏼 @JaimeeAsh_]

and yes I will be bragging and flaunting my extremely healthy relationship on the feed because I spent too many years thinking I was unloveable and too many nights crying because I wanted my person to love… and now I have it 🥹