Jaime Moncaixa

[Jaime Moncaixa @Jaimemoncaixa]

@Meatman_WP @FerrariZA @CityofCT After buyng those two cars, maybe the guy is Financially disabled

[Dai 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 @daibach23]

On a golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?"? inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman,
"Mercedes thinks of everything!".

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Former Formula 1 team boss and TV pundit Eddie Jordan dies aged 76 https://t.co/lUmBp598an

[Kobus Wiese @4KobusWiese]

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[Bruce Whitfield @brucebusiness]

Borrowed from Daniel Strauss on Linked In:

Friend: "I left my job today. I couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me."

Me: "What did he say?"

Friend: "Jack, you're fired."

[Simon @SimonDingle]

No one has attracted much trouble for saying, “I don’t know enough about that to comment.” #JustSaying

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

At least it wasn’t a wasted trip to Turkey for Ten Hag

[Jaime Moncaixa @Jaimemoncaixa]

@JacquesMaree73 😆

[Daily Investor @DailyInvestorSA]

South Africa’s latest crime statistics showed that more people are murdered in South Africa than are killed in war-torn Ukraine.

https://t.co/mk46jfy7Tg

[Jaime Moncaixa @Jaimemoncaixa]

@ilovenostalgia English Blazer

[Jaime Moncaixa @Jaimemoncaixa]

@ilovenostalgia WhatsApp me

[Jaime Moncaixa @Jaimemoncaixa]

@RoryPetzer Or waiting for Proof of Payment email

[Ciro De Siena @CiroDeSiena]

Does anyone deviate from this email format:

1. Greeting
2. Vague enquiry about health & wellbeing
3. Main enquiry
4. Passive aggressive remark about how this was raised in a previous email (optional)
5. Well-wishes for the person's family/kids/cats/cycle tour
6. Closing greeting

[Jaime Moncaixa @Jaimemoncaixa]

@FrugalLocal If you signed as a private person two months is plenty notice. They can do nothing but threaten. You might wait a long time for your deposit.

[T @ThabangAM_]

10 simple rules to follow from Veteran Stockbroker, @davidshapiro61 🙌🏽

“If you catch a wrong bus, get-off and catch the right one” 🤷🏽‍♂️

https://t.co/DW7hgtN3aK

[Jaime Moncaixa @Jaimemoncaixa]

@TimesLIVE I can see the Rand strengthening🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jaime Moncaixa @Jaimemoncaixa]

@Abramjee @SAPoliceService Remember his name, He will be the next minister of Police.

[Jaime Moncaixa @Jaimemoncaixa]

@LunoGlobal @luno when will you make credit card payments available in South Africa

[Mads @MissusMads]

😂