Jaimie

Book and movie addict. Twin. Embroiderer. User of casual profanity. Thats me in the Ted suit, flippin' the bird.

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@BetteMidler Just put a piece of tape over it. But black tape, so it’s classy.

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@thehorrorchick Agreed!

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@dadwroteaporno Maybe Rocky is going into some paraphilia and the rest of the book will be about necrophiles..a weird twist but it's Rocky..

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@rickyftw

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@rickyftw You aren't crazy. The Electric Grandmother was a tv movie from 1982.If you look on IMDB there are photos of the milk pour:)

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I have NO idea if this film is any good but HOLY FUCK THIS TRAILER. What...IS...this? https://t.co/KQaefrIXXY

[Breckin Meyer @breckinmeyer]

Guys, just turned on my tv and it looks like one of my mom’s smart, well dressed friends is arguing with an amber Kraken. #debatenight

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

Trump's Clinton impression is terrible. #debatenight

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@JohnDeVore he's pro-life because he can't get pregnant.

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

A quote from one of my favourite horror movies, Rosemary's Baby. Horrifying not because you… https://t.co/ZWcCvid2MM

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

Is Trump calling for America to be the world wide "mafia"? Making nations pay for protection? Maybe I misunderstood #Debates2016

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

#Debates2016 is he saying Obama's racism has killed all those people in Detroit?....um

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@pattonoswalt Do legitimate business people get audited every year?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

We're moments away from the prequel to THE HANDMAID'S TALE! #Debates2016

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@thedollop Episode 207 I can't tell if I am crying because of the tragedy or the laughter. And that's what makes the Dollop great.

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

If I was going to go to a church, this is the only.

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@VancityReynolds Come over and make me some eggs, I am feeling lazy....and bring bacon, I am out.

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@dadwroteaporno If Belinda doesn't shower soon, I am gonna have to stop listening.

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@thedollop like giving a bat a fork...hahaha...I feel that joke got glossed over

[Jaimie @JaimieCraddock]

@emb_lib thanks:)