Jimmy

37 year old_Dad_I tweet about video games, sports, and things that annoy me.

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I really don’t understand why in @EASPORTSUFC fighters can constantly back up faster than the fighter moving forward and not use any stamina for that

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@high_1ntensity

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Why does moving back and forth constantly not cost any stamina? #ufc6

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Matthew Stafford

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2 reasons to wear sunglasses in the club:

1) you’re on drugs
2) you’re ugly

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Jason Whitlock 3x

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

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@NoahPollak A benefit of this is it keeps everything organized. Kids will pick up a set they are interested in and then put it down where it doesn’t belong when they decide not to get it. This makes everything easier to find and keep an accurate inventory.

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@Realrclark25 Telling a guy about how you really felt all these years while acting like you’re his friend makes YOU the phony, bro. You’re one of those fake friends everyone warns about.

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@trendyhoopstars Did you forget she did this?

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Kawhi is unstoppable tonight

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@Im__Spooky @MattGertz

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And I can’t even give feedback in the app about it because it was “ready on time”

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Why does the @ChipotleTweets app ask who will be picking up if they are just going to use my name anyway? I ordered for my gf and I put it under her name. She kept asking and they kept saying it wasn’t ready. 15 minutes later they found the order under James.

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Whose idea was it to make the logo like this?

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@Nomad9223 @ericyo @Wario64 It probably wasn’t the plan. Leaks are probably what made them do this.

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@DeepFryRy @davidscottjaffe You should read about the increase in left handed population of the world. I would think it’s similar to that.

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@stormrobinson So if the mother dies during childbirth, is it “selfish and egotistical” for the father to want to raise the child on his own?

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@mattbearnest @jimalbarano @CollinRugg It would be the same as when someone tells you it will take 3-5 business days for something to happen and then you’re pleasantly surprised when it only takes 2.

Either way you try to spin it, it’s just speculation.

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I feel like I’ve given the WNBA a fair shake. I remember a few years back I was really into it watching the playoffs. But I feel like everything I see about it now is starting to be about everything else except the games.