Jack Griffith

My Maserati does 185

[Jack Griffith @JairusSeavy]

@JordanMcLovinnn Weird guy; awesome house

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@JordanMcLovinnn Educate me so I can keep an eye out

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Grabbing on to a power line, according to CJ - “it won’t kill you...... but it sucks”

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“It’s a GREAT day for horsepower” - Dallas Schwerin @TalladegaSuperS

[Jack Griffith @JairusSeavy]

My beloved Ole Miss fans / graduates / friends, I come to you as an Alabama fan in a time of conflict, looking for some sort of resolution. Now that Eli is no longer the NYG starting QB, and seems to have been put… https://t.co/z3yOSMfDir

[Jack Griffith @JairusSeavy]

@sav_schwerin Wait what

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@sav_schwerin

[Jack Griffith @JairusSeavy]

@sav_schwerin You have no soul

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@carmcheez Come visit below the Mason Dixon line and that tweet will no longer be true🔥👹💀

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When you’ve strangled every last bit of enjoyment out of the music in your rotation and haven’t found any new bangers

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My brain cell in charge of serotonin and dopamine

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“I went to Build A Bear one time and made a pig” - @sav_schwerin

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@sav_schwerin JUST now changed her legal last name. Our 1 year anniversary is Sunday. If that’s not love(?), I don’t know what is?

[kb @karinasophia12]

SEC football programs as spongebob scenes: a thread

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@sav_schwerin Thank u for being bold enough to say it out loud

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Just saw one of those electronic road signs over the interstate that read, ‘Not Buckled? You’re Killing Me Smalls’. Almost had a wreck I laughed so hard

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@Olerebel22 Church groups are the WORST about doing that

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@sav_schwerin Take my hand; take my whole life too

[Jack Griffith @JairusSeavy]

Wise men say, only fools rush in,
But I can’t help falling in love with you...
Oh, shall I stay?
Would it be a sin?
If I can’t help, falling in love with you?