Jessica

Teejay's wife. Canon's mama. Great attorney. Lover of cuss words, trap music, shimmery shit, most things animated, and all things basic.

[liv 💛 @oliviazao]

Waking up next to your best friend every day is really 10/10

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

@XXL @missmulatto247 I heard "Bitch from Da Souf" randomly in Tidal while making groceries and had to find her whole discography!

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

When you thought you got 5 lbs, but the turtle weighs 3 😫😂

[Doris Payne @LainaGaga]

The turtle in a shell just like the crawfish 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

@XXL @missmulatto247

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

@LainaGaga I figured. 😒 That's why I did right. But Imma drink tho!

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

Are hurricane snacks sposed to be meal plan compliant? Or do I get to cheat since a f*ckin storm is about to hit?

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

Gassed up the truck already. Should prolly go get snacks and liquor.

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

Well damn. If Jason Momoa is being body shamed, then there's no hope for us extra regular folk then.

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

@balleralert @twofeet337

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

@IMISSBEHAVED We're not. It's those with suppressed immune systems who worry bc they can't receive vaccines; the unvaccinated put them at risk of contracting these illnesses.

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

So blame all the bad shit on Mercury retrograde? Cuz that's what some of y'all are doing...

[Astro Bae @CARRIECRIPSHAW]

STACK NOW
BALL LATER!

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

@chrissyteigen Has anyone kissed it to make it better? That's critical to recovery.

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

@zemry I'll allow this.

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

Hit the gym. Feel better for it. Now, libations!

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

Unleashed my fro for #nationalafroday yesterday

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

I need to get up and go to the gym. 😕

[Astro Bae @CARRIECRIPSHAW]

I’m healthy.
I’m happy.
I’m grateful.
My needs are met.

[Jessica @Jaisparkles]

This.

[TREY @TREYXPAUL]

#NBAFreeAgency2019

Everybody hyped over KD to the Knicks knowing he's not playing til 20-21 season and may never be the same player: