Rushikesh Jaiwal

writer of personal Blogs and thoughts

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

@SargamYaduvans1 @Buddeswar2 @hada_kanika District magistrate

[DISTRICT INFORMATION OFFICE, BULDHANA @InfoBuldhana]

स्वतःला कोरोनापासून वाचवा,
कृपया थुंकू नका
#Coronavirus #covid #donotspit #बुलडाणा

[Food and Agriculture Organization @FAO]

Overexploitation, pollution and habitat destruction are threatening our aquatic ecosystems.

We need to adopt sustainable fisheries to protect our oceans 👉https://t.co/DNHH9i8oaF

#WorldFisheriesDay

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

@SamsungIndia 60%

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

Achaa khasa hum singles waqt barbaad karane ka dhanda jam baithe the gov ne Hame Beroojgaar kar diya
Single people to government :
#PUBGBANNED #pubmobile

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

Snapchat is Made with love for the Chutiyaa And Velle people and the people doing chutiyapanti on snapchat into infinity...
#thoughoftheday
#Snapchattroll #parody #BasKarBhai

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

@HarinakshiKalal No it has come up with upgraded version 'Lovedya'😪

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

When the girl you like wish you happy Rakshabandhan

You - Mere paas koi aalfaz nhi hai muze maaf kar dijiye, muze chutti de de Mai iss duniye se chutti chahta hoon #rakshabandhanspecial

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

#RakshaBandhan
Looks like Some girls really took the pledge 'All indians are my brothers and sisters ' too seriously.
#thought #fortheday
@EducatedMoron
@indian_awkward @sarcasmvilla @timesofmeme #Rakshanbandhanwalibehen

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

#RakshaBandhan
I don't how girls can call brother to handsome guys
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Hame toh kabhi Khoobsurat ladki ke sath feeling nhi aati, "yaar Yeh to meri behen jaisi hai ". #indiawantstoknow @Sarcasm_Villa
@sarcaster_ @swatic12
#thought #fortheday #memetime

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

#Todaysthought
Posting a selfie without a filter

Is still a dream for many Girls.
#stilladream #myversion #meme #trends

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

#ihaveajoke
I have a joke on nepal

But 'mai toh nepalii huu'

'Tum bhi nepali hoo'

[Akashvani आकाशवाणी @AkashvaniAIR]

He bled, but he did not stop ...and finally his platoon captured Area Flat Top!

Listen to "Sandesh to Soldiers" featuring Kargil War Hero Naib Subedar Sanjay Kumar, PVC on YouTube channel of @AkashvaniAIR tonight at 7 PM.

https://t.co/k0T2HSsCTc

#KargilVijayDiwas

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

@pmk_111 If the gf doesn't exist how the joke would😂

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

#ihaveajoke
I have a joke on my girl friend but

doesn't exist. #thread

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

#ihaveajoke
I have a joke Durex

But

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'Saari raat chalegaa'
#jokethread #marketingmeme #adparody @AdParody_
@DurexIndia

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

#ihaveajoke
I have a joke on girls

But 'Astaat kaahi mulinchyaa goshti'
#jokethread #ihaveajokeinmarathi
@mi_puneri

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

#ihaveajoke
I have a joke girls but

'Tum nhi samjhogee'
#jokethread

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

#ihaveajoke
I have a joke on your crush but it's
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'your aawkat ke baahar'.#jokethread #trend @allindiamemes

[Rushikesh Jaiwal @JaiwalRushikesh]

Yeh kaunsi meeting hai jaha muze bhi bulaatei?

Fatake bhi fodane the muze nhi bataya re😑🤦‍♂#covid19India
#indialightedpositively
#savagepublic #happywalidiwali
#coronago #9baje9minute
#happycorona #diwali