Text her this during the day: ‘Been thinking about how tight you get when I’m inside you… can’t wait to feel it again tonight.’ Then go silent. Watch her chase.
Today I got my period at work with absolutely zero warning.
I did the panic walk.
Quietly asked every woman in the office if anyone had a pad.
Nothing. Not one person had anything.
At some point, one of the guys overheard me and casually said:
“Uh… I think I have some in my car.”
Turns out he keeps emergency pads there for his girlfriend.
Five minutes later, he comes back and hands me a pastry bag.
Not a grocery bag. Not just the pads.
A pastry bag.
Because he didn’t want me to feel awkward walking through the office carrying pads where everyone could see.
And somehow this man had already thought ahead enough to bring two, because:
“You’ve still got a long shift.”
Sir.
I wasn’t emotionally prepared to discover that basic kindness can hit harder than caffeine on a workday.
Sometimes the greenest flag is just someone quietly making sure your bad day feels a little less awful.
My wife found out I’ve been talking to a woman from Tinder who’s an OBGYN. She’s pregnant with our second and booked an appointment with that same doctor. She brought me and I had no idea she was the doctor until we got there 😂
There’s something incredibly frustrating about wealthy students taking scholarships they clearly don’t need while others are relying on them just to get an education.
people who struggle with anxiety and depression can’t remember a lot because they’re too busy focusing on how to get through each moment so they don’t actually experience what’s happening to them causing them to not form that memory they were supposed to
A coworker once accidentally liked her own resignation letter on the company intranet before she had told anyone she was leaving. The notification went to her entire department. She found out when her manager walked over and asked if there was something she wanted to discuss. She said yes actually and handed him the printed copy she had been carrying in her bag for 3 weeks waiting for the right moment.