Jake

Christ is King. Unconditional love. Raw nutrition. Caffeine disrespecter. High vibes.

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@xansnds According to the book Cupids Poisoned Arrow, it’s actually the exact opposite.

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@centristpeater Nobody middle class goes to Exeter either.

[Jake @Jake25559073]

A paramount goal of man is to be reborn. To reclaim their inner child.

John 3:3 “Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.”

And always rmb:

Matthew 18:3 “Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.”

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

Justin Bieber singing to his inner child was sad but beautiful in a way

[Jake @Jake25559073]

When you want not for the world
The world want for you

[Jake @Jake25559073]

All sexual deviants

Chronic sperm depletion leads to hair loss

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Spain is world’s baldest country according to World Population Review, with 44.5% of men having male pattern baldness

[Jake @Jake25559073]

95% of men in 2026 are porn addicts

Nobody wants their children sleeping over at a house of lust

[Tusk 🦣 @Tusk_4Real]

I was a kid in the 90s, and by the time I was 12 I had stayed at my friends houses hundreds of nights for sleepovers.

My friends stayed with me hundreds of nights for sleepovers.

Video games. Making home movies. Snacks. Bewshittin'.

My sons are 8 and 12 and neither of them have ever been to a sleepover. Neither of them have ever tried to get one cooking at my house.

And don't get me wrong - I do NOT want other kids at my house. But I wouldn't deny my kids the opportunity to make those memories.

Are sleepovers just not a thing anymore? What is going on?

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@PaulSkallas Very common for Asians who attend International/American schools their whole lives.

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@harukaawake Could do without the Chinese song in the background though!

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Fatherhood is the end of philosophy. you can read every book ever written about meaning and purpose and discipline, but the moment a small human looks at you and believes you, everything you thought you knew burns down. because now you have to do it, not think it, not debate it, not post about it. the child watches your hands, what you do when you are tired, what you do when you are mad, what you do when nobody else is looking. that is your only sermon and you cannot fake it for one day because children are bullshit detectors made of flesh. if you are a weak man your son will know it before he can spell the word weak, and he either becomes you or becomes the opposite of you, both out of desperation.

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@YIMBYLAND Just paid 3.39 for gas in Texas. HEB station. Where were you?

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@iEatOrganMeat Agree. But how about for a nice leisurely audiobook stroll around the neighborhood?

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@RpsAgainstTrump Christians not mocking virgins challenge
Impossible

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@nasthesaid @cavepaleo Interested in this too. I’ve heard most say “more probiotics”

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@UbermenschMind Man body

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@BreatheLesss Plus, these are all half pushups

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@Jetskigrizzly When I was young the normies liked to brag about Warren buffet eating McDonald’s everyday

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@blackout1644 100%

And most people want tree lined streets, too

Which is why old houses in mature neighborhoods still cost more, on average, than brand new cookie cutter subdivision houses

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@CigsMake As someone born in the late 80s, in a middle class suburb, 90% of my friends from high school live in a house like this, if not better

And their job is 10x easier. Sitting behind a keyboard instead of slaving at a factory.

[Jake @Jake25559073]

You can still have this house. And get this, the job is even easier (IT).

[Jake @Jake25559073]

@sweatystartup Other than Cali, Florida, and Hawaii, it’s has the best weather in the country.