Jacob Markle

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

Hey @united you guys are absolutely terrible. Customer service is awful, and you refused to accommodate after canceling our flight over something you definitely could control. Congrats on being the worst airline in history. I will literally tell everyone I know to never use you.

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@jessiehooper43 @whitney_clark1 Mrs. Doubtfire

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@Kpt1202 I’m your best friend

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@jessiehooper43 Dat Piff is pretty good

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@TheRickyDavila One fucking plant closed down and is moving to Thailand. After everything else he’s done with bringing jobs back, all you libs want to talk about is the one that’s moving

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@Kpt1202 @sorrynotsorryy I wish we had a wii at my place😭

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@deshaunwatson Glad you didn’t cause you wouldn’t be with us

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@TeamJuJu @TeamBoujee @Kpt1202 dawhhh look at that cutie boy

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@StashTrashs You have the most annoying fucking accent it drives me crazy

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@TexansPR @HoustonTexans Took y’all awhile... Newton’s always been a liability and it’s been pretty clear lol

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@JJWatt It’s a damn shame the titans have rights to those unis. All I want is for those to be ours again😭 our unis are boooring besides blue on blue and Red

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@adamrank @NFL @NFLfantasy @A_kamara6 @TG3II @AB84 God* Gurley should be his name after that fantasy season. Everyone thought I was an idiot for drafting him😂 #JokesOnThem

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@jessiehooper43 Thanks for the invite you fucksss

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@jessiehooper43 Rams about to get it next year

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@alysgoldfarb @communicaitlyn I understand your grief but banning guns is against the constitution, quit looking at the gun as the reason why people die. People are the reason why other people die. The person controlling the gun is the reason. Never once did a gun grow arms and shoot itself

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@jessiehooper43 @AKinkhabwala Forreal like wtf. That’s the most misleading statement one could make about the topic

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@AKinkhabwala No they are not. Because the gun was not designed to hunt humans dumbass.

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@JJWatt When is football season 😩

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@jessiehooper43 @cavs They trying everything they possibly can lmao

[Jacob Markle @JakeAMarkle]

@Kpt1202 @SamClark_23 @cakefacedali Lmao that’s a tall order 😂