Jake Alberts

Comedian, pubic figure, lovable rascal. Executive producer and star of Running on @EmptyComic. 🚬

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

I wonder which of my old tweets will ruin my career. 🤔

[John kalage 🇹🇿 @kalage_jr]

People change, Even Satan used to be an angel..

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@alyvxo I'm sorry, my peen isn't nearly as interesting as that one. Carry on.

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@RobDenBleyker Nice.

And what is this? Amateur hour?! Who still 'bates with clothes on?

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@DevinManning21 The cool kids WISH they were as cool as me.

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

When Twitter crashes and burns, where would you like to see me next?

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@elsajeanisme I'm a strictly teabagging and wine guy myself.

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

Dopey me. Twitter died months ago. 🤪

Ain't nobody here but us chickens. 🐔🍗

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@Amouranth You. Horizontal.

I'm talking about Amouranth desktop wallpapers. What'd you think I meant?

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

Now I know what I want for Christmas. 🌰🌰
https://t.co/xL4fByIqmX

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

A friendly reminder that I've wasted the past 10 years of my life. 🤣
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@elsajeanisme You're so relatable, Elsa Jean.

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@JennaPincus1 You have said the actual truth.

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

Sorry to disappoint you, but I WILL NOT be running for Congress next year. You all had ONE SHOT and you BLEW IT.

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@Amouranth Me too. 😉

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@ChasingJoeyLee The suspense!

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@SophieShox @elsajeanisme YES! I LOVE people with a lack of empathy and an inability to feel emotions. Like my wife.

It's not affecting me negatively at all. 😅😂😭

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@EstherFaeMaiden This cowboy. 👍👍

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

I wonder which one of my interviews at a major conference will ruin my career. 🧐

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

I wonder which of my old tweets will ruin my career. 🤔

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@elsajeanisme The ONE TIME my coolness works against me.

[Jake Alberts @JakeAlberts1]

@EstherLynnrie I wish.